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That one harlot
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Adaptable
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No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, medieval.
Yes, this is a safe haven for all your punly needs! Because who doesn't love a good chuckle? Let us begin!


If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?
 
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Zyrelle

𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒚𝒆 & 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑
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Multiple posts per day
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Advanced
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Female
Genres
Horror and romance.
I have a few jokes ‘bout unemployed people, but, none of them work.
 
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noodle

Accidental Pyromaniac
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Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week
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Most of the time MST
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Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
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Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Mideval Fantasy (LOW fantasy), SciFi, Modern
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
 
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Wade Von Doom

Cult of Personality
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Speed of Light, Multiple posts per day
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Sci-fi, modern, horror, a bit of dark romance stories.
You should be sure to sign your baby up to the army if they have no other carrier choices.

The infantry would be good for them.
 
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That one harlot
Original poster
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, medieval.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
 
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Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
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This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
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Intermediate, Adept
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Male
Genres
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
What do you call an Otaku on Iwaku? An Owaku!
 
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Zyrelle

𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒚𝒆 & 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑
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Horror and romance.
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta sea.
 
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That one harlot
Original poster
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, medieval.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
 

Sombersong

Foxey mama.
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Look for groups, Looking for partners
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day
Preferred Character Gender
Female
Genres
Fantasy, High fantasy
I relish the fact, you mustard the strength to ketchup to my puns.
 
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