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That one harlot
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, medieval.
Yes, this is a safe haven for all your punly needs! Because who doesn't love a good chuckle? Let us begin!


If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?
 
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Zyrelle

𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Genres
Horror and romance.
I have a few jokes ‘bout unemployed people, but, none of them work.
 
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noodle

Accidental Pyromaniac
DONATING MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
  3. One post per day
  4. 1-3 posts per week
  5. One post per week
Online Availability
Most of the time MST
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Mideval Fantasy (LOW fantasy), SciFi, Modern/Superhero, Dystopian
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
 
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Wade Von Doom

Cult of Personality
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
  2. Multiple posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Sci-fi, modern, horror, a bit of dark romance stories.
You should be sure to sign your baby up to the army if they have no other carrier choices.

The infantry would be good for them.
 
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Mid

That one harlot
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, medieval.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
 
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Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. 1-3 posts per week
Online Availability
This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
What do you call an Otaku on Iwaku? An Owaku!
 
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Zyrelle

𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Genres
Horror and romance.
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta sea.
 
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Mid

That one harlot
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy, medieval.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
 

Valerna Jorgenskull

Sojourner of worlds.
Invitation Status
  1. Look for groups
  2. Looking for partners
Posting Speed
  1. One post per day
  2. 1-3 posts per week
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Genres
Fantasy, High fantasy
I relish the fact, you mustard the strength to ketchup to my puns.
 
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