Pun section

[LogicfromLogic]

 

[Krieg]

Oh, did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in-tents.

Oh god why did you make me say this

 

[LogicfromLogic]

 

[Shokkou]

I once got someone into a debate on trees. They said they wouldn't be rooted in the argument. I said it'd grow on them.

 

[Myrnodyn]

They say Tsjernobyl was a huge disaster. I think it was rather blown out of proportion.

The waiter had not noticed the hairs in my soup, so I chewed them out.

I like bark, branches and leaves. Good things come in trees.

After the destruction of my apartment complex, it looked rather flat.

 

[Shokkou]

People say the Capital Wasteland in Fallout 3 is desolate. I don't know. I think it's pretty rad.

 

[Alicia Jewel]

What are the Mario brothers' favorite kind of pants?
(Read to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. underground theme) Denim, denim, denim.

 

[Sweet Mimi]

I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.