Pun me into oblivion
- Thread starter Dipper
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- Primarily Prefer Male
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- Fantasy, Sci-fi, Modern, Apocalypse, Action and adventure, Steampunk, Dieselpunk, People with Powers, some historical eras, lots and lots of other things. Feel free to ask.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack.
Why did Mozart get rid of all of his chickens? When he asked them who their favorite composer was, all they said was "Bach Bach Bach Bach".
I've got more, I promise, pls don't punish me with a trip to the punitentiary.
Why did Mozart get rid of all of his chickens? When he asked them who their favorite composer was, all they said was "Bach Bach Bach Bach".
I've got more, I promise, pls don't punish me with a trip to the punitentiary.
D
Darog
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Dipper puns? Toucan play at this games.
Level 11 bad puns are the Big Dipper of puns.
Sorry, Alpaca my bags and leaf
Level 11 bad puns are the Big Dipper of puns.
Sorry, Alpaca my bags and leaf
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- Shake a tin of dice and tell me what numbers they give you.
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- Male
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- Sci-Fi, Fantasy, an assortment of others. Ask and you shall receive (an answer).
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- Male
- Female
- No Preferences
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- Fantasy, Sci-fi, Modern, Magical Realism, Slice-of-life, AU, Post-apocalyptic, mythology, time travel, fandom, romance, slow burns. Well, basically anything except for what is stated in the "Don't Like" section
- Posting Speed
- One post per day
- 1-3 posts per week
- One post per week
- Online Availability
- Shake a tin of dice and tell me what numbers they give you.
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Advanced
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Genres
- Sci-Fi, Fantasy, an assortment of others. Ask and you shall receive (an answer).
- Invitation Status
- Not accepting invites at this time
- Posting Speed
- 1-3 posts per week
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Writing Levels
- Advanced
- Prestige
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Female
- No Preferences
- Genres
- Fantasy, Sci-fi, Modern, Magical Realism, Slice-of-life, AU, Post-apocalyptic, mythology, time travel, fandom, romance, slow burns. Well, basically anything except for what is stated in the "Don't Like" section
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HannaWilson
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I like the Dippers, but I hate Orion's belt. It's a big waist of space.
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What do you get when you combine an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
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- Will be updated when school year starts. For now, pretty much whenever
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- Male
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- Looking for partners
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- fantasy, scifi, horror, magical, drama
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I heard that Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney collection except for one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up.
A
A.O. Taku
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-So I attached all my watches together for a belt. It was a waist of time.
-And then I was eating my watch the other day. It was time consuming.
-Know why the mushroom was invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-guy.
-I think I've swallowed some food-colouring. I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
-Bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. Dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
-Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? Because it's pointless.
*Otaku dies twice*
-And then I was eating my watch the other day. It was time consuming.
-Know why the mushroom was invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-guy.
-I think I've swallowed some food-colouring. I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
-Bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. Dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
-Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? Because it's pointless.
*Otaku dies twice*
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I've posted this on Iwaku before as a status message but it's worth sharing again:
What do you call a female Eevee who's attracted to other females? A Lesbeon.
Edit: Also!
If you give your Eevee a little bit of money every month, it'll evolve into a Patreon.
What do you call a female Eevee who's attracted to other females? A Lesbeon.
Edit: Also!
If you give your Eevee a little bit of money every month, it'll evolve into a Patreon.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?
Still no fucking idear.
No idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?
Still no fucking idear.
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