Public Service Announcement: Pick-Up Lines

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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STAFF MEMBER
DONATING MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
  1. Advanced
  2. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
It has come to my attention that there is a wide-spread issue of poorly-executed flirtations occurring around the forum. In the interest of public safety, I have taken it upon myself to list some examples of these devious attempts to lure unsuspecting members into seduction. If you or a friend have been approached with any of the following lines, contact a Staff member immediately.


Would you like to do a one-on-one with me?

Your avatar looks just like Cosette.

Hi, my name is Jack Shade...

I'm really worried. I received a mysterious private message today. Will you check my inbox for me?

Nice default dude.

My favorite video game is Silent Hill 2.

Draw me like one of Chaos's 2-D anime girls!

I'm asexual. No really, guys. I'm so asexual. All those sexual jokes I make? Hilarious, because I'm asexual! :D

Do you have Skype? It's so much easier to chat there...

I always use a bird.



STAY SAFE, CITIZENS OF IWAKU.
 
Anyone want to do a one-on-one?
 
CG: NOT WHEN YOU'RE WASTED IN FAYGO YOUR WORTHLESS PIECE OF POST DIGESTING WASTEPASTE. ):<B
 
Hi I'm jack shade and I'd like to do a one on one with you on skype...i can introduce you to another member there
 
They can't ban me for hitting on teenage girls because of my mental illness.

I uploaded a pic of myself in my underwear. Look at how fat I am.

My big boobs make me so uncomfortable. I wish I were a boy. Because I like boy stuff.
 
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I couldn't pass it up after I found this image
 
Gurl, the back of yo head looks ridiculous. ;]
 
if you pay attention to the beaver....I mean bieber pic....the girl in the background's face says it all
 
...but Silent Hill 2 is my favourite video game. Like actually.