Public Service Announcement: Pick-Up Lines

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Astaroth, Jan 27, 2013.

  1. It has come to my attention that there is a wide-spread issue of poorly-executed flirtations occurring around the forum. In the interest of public safety, I have taken it upon myself to list some examples of these devious attempts to lure unsuspecting members into seduction. If you or a friend have been approached with any of the following lines, contact a Staff member immediately.


    Would you like to do a one-on-one with me?

    Your avatar looks just like Cosette.

    Hi, my name is Jack Shade...

    I'm really worried. I received a mysterious private message today. Will you check my inbox for me?

    Nice default dude.

    My favorite video game is Silent Hill 2.

    Draw me like one of Chaos's 2-D anime girls!

    I'm asexual. No really, guys. I'm so asexual. All those sexual jokes I make? Hilarious, because I'm asexual! :D

    Do you have Skype? It's so much easier to chat there...

    I always use a bird.



    STAY SAFE, CITIZENS OF IWAKU.
     
  2. You forgot the infamous "I'm not Jar-jar Binks."
     
  3. Anyone want to do a one-on-one?
     
  4. CG: NOT WHEN YOU'RE WASTED IN FAYGO YOUR WORTHLESS PIECE OF POST DIGESTING WASTEPASTE. ):<B
     
  5. I need an adult!
     
  6. Hi I'm jack shade and I'd like to do a one on one with you on skype...i can introduce you to another member there
     
  7. You're terrible.
     
  8. They can't ban me for hitting on teenage girls because of my mental illness.

    I uploaded a pic of myself in my underwear. Look at how fat I am.

    My big boobs make me so uncomfortable. I wish I were a boy. Because I like boy stuff.
     
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    I couldn't pass it up after I found this image
     
  10. Gurl, the back of yo head looks ridiculous. ;]
     
  11. if you pay attention to the beaver....I mean bieber pic....the girl in the background's face says it all
     
  12. The truthiness of this truth is so truthful it hurts my truth-sensors.
     
  13. [video=youtube;kscG_gs2BOc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc[/video]
     
  14. ...but Silent Hill 2 is my favourite video game. Like actually.