PSA: Staffies & Volunteers - What they do, what they don't do, and how you can help!

[Silvir]

So raise them to the skies with worship put a lot of expectations on them and then make them scape goats..hm okay got it :3

 

[WeepingLiberty]

Welcome new Staffies and Volunteers! You'll do great. ^.^

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

*Runs around breaking stuff*

LOOK CV'S STUFF TO DO! GET PRACTISING ON MAINTENANCE STUFF!

 

[redblood]

*Runs around breaking stuff*

LOOK CV'S STUFF TO DO! GET PRACTISING ON MAINTENANCE STUFF!

I see a problem member. -hovers over the ban button-

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I see a problem member. -hovers over the ban button-

I've given them training sessions, it's different! >:C

 

[redblood]

I've given them training sessions, it's different! >:C

Don't take my job D:

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Don't take my job D:

I'VE BEEN CAUSING SHIT TO HELP TRAIN YOUR CV'S SINCE THE DAY I GOT HERE!

 

[redblood]

I'VE BEEN CAUSING SHIT TO HELP TRAIN YOUR CV'S SINCE THE DAY I GOT HERE!

But you suck at it ]:

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

But you suck at it ]:

I suck at causing shit?

Does that make me the best member on Iwaku? :3

 

[redblood]

I suck at causing shit?

Does that make me the best member on Iwaku? :3

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

But if I don't only not cause shit, but when I try to I suck at it... THEN WHAT AM I!?

 

[redblood]

But if I don't only not cause shit, but when I try to I suck at it... THEN WHAT AM I!?

An inception shitposter inside the matrix who doesn't get to choose his pills. :3

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

An inception shitposter inside the matrix who doesn't get to choose his pills. :3

...

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

 

[redblood]

...

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

Once you understand the lies behind the truth you'll see between the words.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Once you understand the lies behind the truth you'll see between the words.

I don't think Staff are meant to be this cryptic when telling their members what's what. ;A;

 

[Diana]

-fires red and hires Gwazi as the new Trainee Trainer- >:[

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Woohoo! CV's follow me and clean up all the messes I leave behind! :3

 

[redblood]

Woohoo now I can be the new shitposter! I shalt post my random, sounds more important than they are, ramblings all over the place :D

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Woohoo now I can be the new shitposter! I shalt post my random, sounds more important than they are, ramblings all over the place :D

*Hovers over the Ban button*

 

[redblood]

*Hovers over the Ban button*

You can't scare me. I know all the rules :3