Suicide is not a ticket to get out of life. In fact, it makes it worse. Suicide threats shouldn't even be used to replace "I'm leaving because you're a bunch of bullies!"
If you press the "Delete" button, unless if you have a valid reason for doing so...
DON'T DO IT.
As a person suffering from Asperger Syndrome, attempted suicide seven times, bullied, and seeking little hope, I find this PSA as a godsend. Although we might not know it, there are those out there trying to committing suicide right now. Talking to friends is not enough.
Committing suicide deletes everything you held dear to, especially your good memories. Please seek help, even if you feel like there's nothing to love or cherish.
You're on this site trying to achieve a purpose. You might have other commitments that need YOUR magic.
Why throw it away?
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As far as death and suicide jokes, I find that as sick jokes to garner attention. I mean, why would you joke about something so serious like death?
This would be stupid to elaborate, as the answers should be simple.