- Posting Speed
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- NEVER
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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[/bg]THE OUTSIDERS
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[bg=#004000]AHOY, LAND LUBBERS! THE HIGH SEAS ARE CALLING!!!
While the lily livered cowards of the north choose to remain in their grandiose cities, we Norfolkians have chosen to venture out onto the ocean and explore the coasts of this continent and the lands across the sea!
Our Sailors and Marines have been to places you can only imagine, and seen things that defy your wildest expectations!
Lands where the wind is so cold, your breath freezes inside your mouth!
People with skin so dark they are near invisible in the jungles!
Sea monsters that capsize boats, giant dogs ridden by Leprechauns in the Isles of Britannia, savages on the Texas coast, and great lizards in the Everglades that can swallow a man whole!
You have to see it to believe it, lads! Those who wander the wastelands to our west, come to Norfolk and let the journey of a lifetime begin!
This is more than just a job, lads... This is an ADVENTURE!
ANCHORS AWEIGH! HOIST THE SAILS AND ROLL OUT THE TNT! VICIOUS FOES STEER SHY OR WE'LL SEND YOUR BONES TO DAVY JONES!
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[/bg]While the lily livered cowards of the north choose to remain in their grandiose cities, we Norfolkians have chosen to venture out onto the ocean and explore the coasts of this continent and the lands across the sea!
Our Sailors and Marines have been to places you can only imagine, and seen things that defy your wildest expectations!
Lands where the wind is so cold, your breath freezes inside your mouth!
People with skin so dark they are near invisible in the jungles!
Sea monsters that capsize boats, giant dogs ridden by Leprechauns in the Isles of Britannia, savages on the Texas coast, and great lizards in the Everglades that can swallow a man whole!
You have to see it to believe it, lads! Those who wander the wastelands to our west, come to Norfolk and let the journey of a lifetime begin!
This is more than just a job, lads... This is an ADVENTURE!
ANCHORS AWEIGH! HOIST THE SAILS AND ROLL OUT THE TNT! VICIOUS FOES STEER SHY OR WE'LL SEND YOUR BONES TO DAVY JONES!
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