Blowing up things with your brain is awesome! The ability to make bodily excrements glow, however... maybe not quite as awesome. Hasn't everyone thought about themselves as superheroes at some point, even if they were just kids running around naked with underwear on their heads? Let's revisit that time! I don't mean go post pictures of yourself butt naked, though I'm sure that would be fascinating, but instead ponder on the following questions! (Or don't.) My questions: what is the most epic super power; what is the most fail-tastic super power; of all powers, what would you choose?