POTW: Asmo's Punishment!

[chiryu]

I don't want to butt into something I'm not too familiar with, but isn't this a bit rude?

I am doing what an Administrator does best.

Offend as many people as possible and then ban everyone who complains. 8D

First of all, I should say that I'm not too familiar with either Chaos, Asmo or Diana, and whetever or not they are actually offended or this is all just good fun, but to me it appears to be the first. I didn't take it serriously myself, but was suprised to find out that Chaos wasn't informed of it and I doubt Asmo was either.

Please do tell me this is just all for good fun and not because Diana's actually mad.

 

[Timbolonian]

I'm not entirely sure Asmo should be punished :/

 

[Ochalla]

I don't want to butt into something I'm not too familiar with, but isn't this a bit rude?

You've done a good job of butting in though. Were you forced to by alien zombies? It's okay, I am sure Asmo can help you with those.

 

[Asmodeus]

Leave her alone Ocha.


Don't persecute someone just because they are rational and kind-hearted and don't blame me for shit I didn't do.




This whole thing stinks and you should all be ashamed.

 

[Elyd]

Offend as many people as possible and then ban everyone who complains. 8D

Asmodeus complained! Asmodeus complained!

>.>;

I also second Cosmos and Tegan's ideas. :D

 

[Faulkner]

I second the yaoi buttsex idea and request permission to film the punishment.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

^This manchild is smart. We can sell it as an amateur porno and make money!

 

[chiryu]

You've done a good job of butting in though. Were you forced to by alien zombies? It's okay, I am sure Asmo can help you with those.

First of all, you decided to comment on the least important part of my whole comment. Thank you. ^^
Second of all, I know this is a site intended for fun, but even so respect is still important. I don't know what exactly happened between Asmo and the rest, I doubt I'll ever know the entire story, and I don't care for it much either. The point I was trying to make is that I felt like Diane was being sort of disrespectfull, both to a member as well as to Asmo.
Thirdly, if you want to follow the rest of the group, then go ahead, but don't mock me and my morals, okay?

 

[Asmodeus]

Yes, I too am beginning to get the slight suspicion that Diana's list of public humiliation options is kinda disrespectful.

 

[Timbolonian]

I'm not even sure what happened :/ Like why all the flack against Asmo?

 

[Diana]

It's true! Me and Asmo are both always super serious and never lie or make jokes about this stuff!

 

[Asmodeus]

Diana, please stop mocking me.

 

[Diana]

You're so meeeaaan to me, Asmo. ;_; I'm telling Vay.

 

[Vay]

Asmo, go to your room. No icecream for you young man.

 

[Asmodeus]

Go ahead.

Vay wasn't democratically elected, anyway. He does not have the people's vote, and he told me in private that he plans to remove the American Constitution from Iwaku's policies.

 

[Tegan]

*Wonders when the Asmo supporters are going to pull out for air.*

 

[Vay]

I'm not American, why should I abide your constipation. No.. the other word.

 

[Lysander]

I'm totally down for having him be the love doctor to needy teens and their problems. /nods

I approve of this, and as a teen I will make sure to have more problems for Asmo to deal with.


@chiryu and @Timbolonian: Guys the thing you don't understand and no one seems to be doing a good job explaining is that, most of this is joking and sarcasm, and even if they did its not malicious in nature (or at least not totally) most of this thread is simply to tease Asmo. Who if you guys don't know is a bit of a jerk. A loveable jerk, but still a jerk so its kind of payback. You have to understand and I'm sure they won't admit it but all these guys who are talking (Asmo, Diana, Vay, Ocha, Chaos, etc.) are all good friends and respect each other and have know each other for quite some time. All of this is made in fun and joking manner, none of it is made to be serious. The whole reason Asmo needs a punishment is arbitrary and stupid, its mainly because he caused a panic in a huge group of the members and the mods/admins/veteran members had to calm everyone down and now they are getting payback. That and as previously stated hes a bit of a jerk. Besides if they actually wanted to punish Asmo they could take away his Mod title or suspend him, but as I said its mainly teasing/joking between friends.

 

[AwakenLove]

Is Asmo really gonna be punished? I didn't think he did anything wrong....

 

[Asmodeus]

That's right, Awaken. I didn't. This is how things work on Iwaku. Public hazing. Public humiliation. They think it's funny to hurt people like this.

And wow, Hunter... WOW. You should go into politics with that kind of bullshit.


Fuck all of you.