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Had sex with every member of every J-Rock band in the past 5 years. Making her the groupie who has put out the most in Japan in the last 6 weeks. It led to her being brought onto the Jiro Springatsu show. It was a music star studded episode of WHO'S THE FATHER with every guy there just for her. HER AND THE OVER 9000 BABIES THAT WERE ALL BOYS BUT LOOKED LIKE GIRLS. It ended with her conning all of them into the sweetest child support deal in history.

After which she made all the kids get jobs at age 5 as video game testers. Those that couldn't hold the controller right were regulars on humiliating game shows seen across the nation. Many of them were abducted by screaming teenage girls who had often screamed they wanted to have the various musical artists' babies. And now they finally did.

Surprisingly. . . she did NOT get any STDs at all.
 
Has a weak, wobbly, weenie-manchild voice.
 
Lives in Silent Hill.

With her husband-ou Pyramid head.
 
Has people buried in his backyard.
 
Closet Heretic who searches out more depravity & debauchery than Dorian Gray & Oscar Wilde combined. So much that when one thinks about it, the over-zealous smiting of other heretics makes sense as an oh-so-obvious cover up. So much that it made the Psykers cry tears of jellybeans. When his brothers in arms found this out they did UNSPEAKABLE acts to try and purify his body & soul. . . but they were already lost to the DAEMON WAYANS AND HIS MIGHTY BROTHERS FROM THE BLACK VOID OF LIVING COLOR.

Only a trial by flaming saved him in the end after many script re-writes.

And from that day on he became the Emperor Ming's will made manifest to destroy Flash Gordon.
 
Puts bird poop in his hot chocolate, because he thinks it's melted marsh mellows! o_o
 
Loveless is acctually the Barracks whore down the hall who nobody admits to having sex with, yet everyone has.
 
GMK Is in love with Said Barracks whore.
 
Is actually Moon Knight from Marvel comics and hopes nobody notices.
 
Makes up terrible, unimaginative lies about other people
 
Founds this out after they'd been married for 18 years.
 
LIKES TO WATCH CATS POO IN THE LITTER BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
^^ actually likes seeing japanese women do *things* involving slimy tentacles to one another.
 
IS SECRETLY A GUINEA PIG BURGLAR!
 
Isn't a Kitsune at all.

Instead a Wiley COYOTE.
 
His sig says "I am the earth, running from the day. . ."
 
^ has a leek plantation, a woodshop where leek-furniture is made, a restaurant whose especiality is leek with everything and a house made of leeks
 
Is an American!
 
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