Poke-Puns

[Gwazi Magnum]

This has been going on in the chatbox for over an hour now, so I want to see how long we can all keep it up for.

Let's keep it to one Pun per post (unless if they're used for the same punchline).

Now, I going to Raichu a pun.

 

[Esthalia]

Be careful with the drugs, Gwazi, weedle make you stupid.

 

[Lady B]

If my local menagerie has nocturnal, chiropteran mammals on display, are they considered Zubats?

 

[Esthalia]

I can't bayleef you're even asking that right now...

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

But I really bet you diglet.

 

[Esthalia]

You shut your meowth!

 

[Archwar]

I'm gonna have to Pokemon you guys after all this is done.

 

[Esthalia]

Good Eeveening!

 

[Archwar]

I'm gonna marowak you with a bone!

 

[Esthalia]

Don't make me have to E-raticate you D:<

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

You two seem a good pun Doduo.

 

[Archwar]

I'm gonna throw muk at you.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Anything to get a closer pikachu. ;)

 

[Esthalia]

Don't mind me, I'm just going to sit over here and fil-mew-two

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

We're filming this? Well this was rather Onix-pected.

 

[Esthalia]

well, you know what they say...

Kakuna-matata :D

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

What a wonderful May.

 

[Esthalia]

I love that line for 300, how did it go again? "Our arrows will brock out the sun" ?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

1000 nations of the Persian empire descend upon you!

 

[Esthalia]

Gurl, you betta back off before I machoke you out!