"Wait, wait, wait so explain it to me again. This dude... he's like a fuckin' wizard or some shit, am I hearing that right?"
"He's a channeler. Like, he casts illusions and shit, and people do what he says. He ain't got no wand or nothing. See, magic's like this broad word for a bunch of little shit that people can do, right? You've got your actual wizards, casting fireballs or whatever, then you have people who can sorta see the future, or control animals and shit. Like Bucky. Remember him?"
"Bucky's a weird mothafucka' though."
"Yeah, but it doesn't change the fact. So this guy, he's like another one of these little niche practices, you know? He chants some shit, people hear it, they start doin' what he wants."
"You're just describing a fuckin' wizard. Take a left over here."
"Alright, okay maybe I am. For all intents and purposes, yeah he's a fuckin' wizard."
"Up this street, should be on our left."
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"How many guys you think are in there?"
"Jerome said he might have a little muscle."
"Well Jerome's the undisputed fuckin' champion of understatement which means he's probably got an army or some shit down there."
"Or Jerome's right and he's just got four or five guys with him. Just chill. He lives in the sewer. If he's squatting around a campfire down there then he's not gonna have that much of a fighting force behind him, you dig? We'll be fine."
"Yeah, yeah, I fuckin' dig. Let's just get this over with. Missin' the goddamn game cause of this."
"What game?"
"The game."
"That's today?"
"Yeah."
"Shit..."
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"We clear?"
"We're clear."
"Who dares trespass on m- hurk!"
"Shut the fuck up, Jesus that shit's annoying."
"Just shoot the son of a bitch."
"I'm gettin' to that. Now you listen here you goddamn little-"
"Kestos mireiya nyerocosta-" BLAM
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
"Hey, easy man, you got him the first time."
"Hate goin' into the fuckin' sewer and this motherfucker starts givin' this bullshit-"
"Alright, alright relax. Come on, let's get outta here."
"Covered in shit. Dirty ass mothafucka'..."
"You done?"
"Yeah I'm done."
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"A Homerun Bacon Quarter Pounder with a medium drink and the Three Cheese Supreme with no onions and a medium drink."
"And get me some of them curly fries too."
"And a medium order of curly fries."
"Think we can still catch the game?"
"What time is it? ...Yeah I think we can catch the last thirty minutes."