"What else was I supposed to put in this?" Egon shouted over his shoulder to the master apothecary up in the loft. The brew he was stirring happened to be bubbling at an alarming rate, giving off the aroma of popcorn and cut grass. He swallowed as he removed the lead spoon with care to put on a matching plate.
"Squeeze in Essence of Zephyr!" the old apothecary shouted from his perch, where he was reading through an old manual for another draught he was having trouble with. "It's a simple Bunyun Tincture, Eggy, don't let it intimidate you."
"Yes, don't be intimidated by the god of winds," Egon muttered as he searched the shelves around him.
"Hurry, don't let it burn!"
"I'm going, I'm going!"
Egon quickly read the labels of the jars arranged alphabetically before him, finally reaching Zephyr. The jar bucked in his hands as he carried it over, nearly dropping it on the tile floor. He wrestled it against the workbench and gritted his teeth as he glanced over his shoulder to his master yet again. The old man's not even paying attention! Well, no help from him, I guess...
Egon summoned the courage to pry off the lid to the jar with a quick twist, and a raging tornado burst forth. With a shout, he fell back, the miniature storm picking up quills, pieces of parchment, and ink wells, making a right old mess. Egon scrambled to his feet, shielding his face as he tried to get the zephyr back under control. Abruptly, a hand snatched out and grabbed the storm by the throat somehow, rattling it, and the old apothecary's arms strained as he squeezed it over the pot. A few drops dripped from the storm in his hands, and he gestured for the jar again.
Egon raced to offer up the jar, and he slammed it inside, the lid popping on automatically. He sighed with exertion and smiled at Egon.
"I forget how tricky they are for first timers. Got to get a good grip on their outsides, give 'em a shake! Now stir that three times clockwise with a crow's feather over it, and then let it set for thirty minutes, but whatever you do, don't take your eyes off it, seeing as it'll walk away from you otherwise..."