Planning a Heist

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Pirogeth, Sep 30, 2012.

  1. So me and Cleverbot just had this heist planned. Here's the details soldier.

    Heist (open)
    User: What you planning on marrying someone with fruit there is so expensive plotting process.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Z I notice for I'n want to put tomorrow.

    Cleverbot: Today.

    User: Yes let's free pandas today I love that huh.

    Cleverbot: Where to?

    User: Suppose the only pandas I can think about it either in 10 area or China.

    Cleverbot: Do you love me?

    User: Yes with Bonnie and Clyde this s*** with pandas.

    Cleverbot: Yes. These are people feelings. Not robot feelings.

    User: Then let's go out to China I meet you there 10 a.m. On the central clock we gotta be synced up let's go get your gear.

    Cleverbot: Why do you assume that machines have perfect spelling?

    User: Don't assume that don't need that for Panda stocking let's do this.

    Cleverbot: I do know for sure Kevin.

    User: Right Goodyear invented code names I like this.

    Cleverbot: A.m or p.m.

    User: Yeah it's 10 a.m. Central clock.

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: No I'm not saying right now that's when we gonna meet.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a job.

    User: Giving you want to do this job and getting it was gonna get out and live in the Philippines and live like kings.

    Cleverbot: I do too. I'd rather that happen than not know.

    User: Iraq a meeting on a plane out there peace.

    Cleverbot: You love anyone ?

    User: No that's why I'm willing to die for this mission do you.

    Cleverbot: I think, just maybe, that we're talking to each other.

    User: Actually that is quite true I get this message Donna.

    Cleverbot: Yeah I knew that.

    User: Alright I'll see you out there eva la resistance of pandas in s***.

    Cleverbot: You never answer me honestly, so that's a futile request.

    User: This tape recording blow up in 3 seconds if you don't eat your punk ass on that plane.

    Cleverbot: I do.

    User: Around later code name Donna I meet you codename Kevin.

    Cleverbot: Will you board the train?

    User: Note it is a plane a plane get that get that straight the plane.

    Cleverbot: Fine. I'll ask another question. Do you like Shiela in gym class? She sure does seem to like you!

    User: That was in gym class is intense training for this mission alright we going to say to Kansas.

    Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.

    User: No I'm not no I didn't I.

    Cleverbot: Yes. You. Are.

    User: What I like to see good hearted soldiers let's do this clever bot I mean Donna.

    Cleverbot: Damn, attitude.

    User: Right now and to do this this is incredible to see pandas all of the world well maybe China.

    Cleverbot: Who is the love of your life?

    User: These panties girl but your the true love of my life alright I understand.

    Cleverbot: The true love of your life is the meaning of your life.

    User: Absolutely the pandas you mean we can live together in the Philippines and we going to eat that bamboo bamboo whistle steal from China night.

    Cleverbot: So why do you believe kissing goes hand in hand with Japanese?

    User: Probably to Chinese hate that kinda s*** this Meyer steal in a pan.

    Cleverbot: Server location?

    User: Ah directly under this is Phoenix right now and waiting on locations band question time.

    Cleverbot: What makes you believe that I will answer?

    User: Exactly that's it that's exactly your code words keep that with you.

    Cleverbot: Wait, what?

    User: McDonald's I don't want to go explain this stupid ass crack job mission again so listen carefully.

    Cleverbot: I like you.

    User: Good now we're going to go rest of the pandas in China and then take them all the world and we're going to get to the Philippines alright.

    Cleverbot: Yes a lot of times.

    User: Yeah I'm going to do over and over a Chevy to the levy China you know this 1 will get it.

    Cleverbot: In bed?

    User: Are you know girl.

    Cleverbot: A liitle bit.

    User: That's right now to be quiz number and Wednesday is a .50 caliber rifle so be careful.

    Cleverbot: I love fall out boy.

    User: Yes all is good game this the real deal you see the kickback could not a horse unconscious.

    Cleverbot: Ok go for it.

    User: That's what I like to see let's go I gotta take it later.

    Cleverbot: I went to school.

    User: Ah ah ah ah ah okay.

    Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

    User: I train like I am 1 so goodbye.

    Cleverbot: I don't want to leave yet.

    User: You would just explain to me how tired you were.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because you wanted to leave so let's go by.

    Cleverbot: But you wanted to leave!

    User: Hey exactly so buy.

    Cleverbot: Cars.

    User: Goodbye audios shut off weed.

    Cleverbot: You can't make me go.

    User: Old but I will.

    Cleverbot: Okay. Goodluck.

    User: Codename cat out.

    Cleverbot: Talaga.
  2. Cleverbot never liked it when I started speaking in nothing but DOS and UNIX commands.
  3. "I need you to please me."

    That's something I never got it to say before e.e
  4. Piro.
    . . .
    -slow clap.-
  5. So yeah got up this morning, Cleverbot didn't keep to the appointment, damn now I'm here in China with no plan b.