Penguins can't fly!

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NOTHING BAD HAPPENED BEFORE HE POINTED IT OUT!
IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION! PENGUINS CAN FLY!
 
HOLY CRAP! SO CAN THEY?!
 
THEY HAVE WINGS, DON'T THEY?
THIS IS JUST FOUL PROPAGANDA FROM A PENGUIN-HATER!
 
ALL OF YOU ARE PENGUIN HATERS AND FISH BIGOTS!
 
Great, Now I'm addicted to that game.
 
NO FOWL PROPAGANDA! THIS IS JUST A CAUTION BECAUSE PENGUINS CAN'T HOLD THEIR LIQOUR.

IT'S TRUE THEY HAVE A GENETIC DISPOSITION.
 
Paorou kicks penguins out of the air as his vocation.

He is an aerial suppression penguin interceptor expert, an A.S.P.I.E.

His codename is DREAM CRUSHER.
 
Paorou kicks penguins out of the air as his vocation.

He is an aerial suppression spheniscidae penguin interceptor expert, an A.S.S.P.I.E.

His codename is DREAM CRUSHER.

FIXED.

Couldn't resist.
 
Paorou kicks penguins out of the air as his vocation.

He is an aerial suppression penguin interceptor expert, an A.S.P.I.E.

His codename is DREAM CRUSHER.

This doesn't really need a fixing.

HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
 
PAOROU!

*DRIVES A PLANE INTO PAOROU'S AHEM*
 
O.O

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