Pathfinder Adventure

[Tegan]

*Looks at Second Darkness*

:D!!

*Looks at Carrion Crown*

:D!!

...


o_o

 

[Kooriryu]

1) TAGGED FIRST ASSHOLES

2) TRYIN' TO GET OVER ASSMO ATTEMPTIN' TO ANIMOO WINK AT SEIJI

3) LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT I HAVE TO READ THROUGH.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

It must be hard, pleb'ing as hard as you do.

 

[Kooriryu]

SHUT YOUR POUR HOLE, SLOSHER

 

[Asmodeus]

Looks like Rise of the Prunelords is taking the lead.

This is the popular, mainstream adventure that everyone loves.

If we play this, we won't be hipsters.

 

[Space Cowboy]

I'll make a dorf druid that hates ale and is a total pacifist.

 

[Tegan]

And I'll put ranks in Craft (Noose) so I can fucking hang myself. :D

 

[Space Cowboy]

And I'll put ranks in Craft (Noose) so I can fucking hang myself. :D

I'm literally dying right now.

 

[Tegan]

But my hand to God, if we have to play a goblin adventure I am playing BoJack Horseman.

 

[Asmodeus]

The Goblin Song

Goblins chew and goblins bite,
Goblins cut and goblins fight,
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
Goblins eat and take by force!

Goblins race and goblins jump,
Goblins slash and goblins bump,
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead!

Chase the baby, catch the pup,
Bonk the head to shut it up!
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
We the goblins—you the food!

 

[Tegan]

Riveting.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

I'm gonna team-kill the shit out of you guys.

 

[Asmodeus]

@Kooriryu @Moonlit Blade @Grumpy @Ozzie Chanter @Zen @Cerulean @fatalrendezvous @dreamshell @The Butterfly @Seiji @unanun

If any of you are thinking of playing, vote now. It's starting to look like Rise of the Poonlords.

 

[dreamshell]

I'd be up for several others; Crimson Throne, Legacy of Fire, Serpent's Skull, Carrion Crown or Skulls & Shackles.

(And Mummy's Mask.)

Decadent courts? Orientalist djinni wars? Lost jungle cities? Gothic horror monsters duking it out? Pirate intrigue? Mummy cults?

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!

Seriously, any/all of those. Tell me which one(s) are closest to winning the vote, and I'll back it. I just know I have zero fucks to give for playing Runelords. And I know I brought up Iron Gods, but meh.

 

[unanun]

So .. nobody answered me .. are we rolling dice and stuff? I'll need someone to hold my hand.

And since I'm a PF/DND virgin anything's cool

 

[Kooriryu]

wtf, I DID vote already.

Jade Regent, Carrion Crown & Shattered Star

EDIT:

Oh.

OH


OH SO WE'RE PLAYING GOBLINS? I CAN PLAY GOBLINS. I CAN PLAY BEST GOBLINS

 

[Zen]

Voted already.

*gets her sack of dice ready*

 

[Space Cowboy]

@unanun

I can't say with any certainty, but I know Asmo was talkin' to Grump about possibly using Roll20.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

I think we're using Roll20, yeah.

 

[Peter Feels]

What is...?

I could potentially be up for something maybe.

Oh also I don't know what Pathfinder is.

Oh also I've never played a table top game.

Oh also what is this again? Some sort of club or...?