PAOROU IS A DERP

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
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HE ALSO TURNED 21 TODAY.

STOP BEING YOUNGER THAN ME, YOU DERP! >:E
 
OROCHI! :D

(ALSO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PAOROU IS YOUNGER THAN ME.)
 
I'm older than you two, therefore wiser and more beloved by all.
 
I am older than everyone! :D Except that Asmo guy!
 
THIS THREAD MAKES ME SICK!

I'M ALWAYS SICK ON MY BIRTHDAY!

ALWAYS!
 
YEAH, DON'T YOU KNOW? WHEN OROCHI SNEEZES ON YOU, HE GIVES YOU A NEW STD EVERY YEAR?
 
Poor Orochi. Once people learn he has some new STD, no one wants to hang out with him anymore.
 
*pops out of Paorou's cake and gives him a good ol' birthday garroting*
 
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Thank you, everyone.
 
See. Orochi's STDs cause weird mutations.
 
Now Paorou can legally drink in all US states. Drunk Pao is more dangerous than Raging Pao.