PAOROU IS A DERP

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
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HE ALSO TURNED 21 TODAY.

STOP BEING YOUNGER THAN ME, YOU DERP! >:E
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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I'm older than you two, therefore wiser and more beloved by all.
 

Diana

Owl Mom Summer
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I am older than everyone! :D Except that Asmo guy!
 
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Paorou-sama

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THIS THREAD MAKES ME SICK!

I'M ALWAYS SICK ON MY BIRTHDAY!

ALWAYS!
 

Blind Hemingway

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YEAH, DON'T YOU KNOW? WHEN OROCHI SNEEZES ON YOU, HE GIVES YOU A NEW STD EVERY YEAR?
 

Blind Hemingway

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Poor Orochi. Once people learn he has some new STD, no one wants to hang out with him anymore.
 
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Ampoule

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*pops out of Paorou's cake and gives him a good ol' birthday garroting*
 
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Paorou-sama

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Thank you, everyone.
 

Blind Hemingway

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See. Orochi's STDs cause weird mutations.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Now Paorou can legally drink in all US states. Drunk Pao is more dangerous than Raging Pao.
 

Hecatoncheires

[YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER]
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But not quite as dangerous as Drunk Raging Pao.