PAOROU IS A DERP

OROCHI! :D

(ALSO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PAOROU IS YOUNGER THAN ME.)

 

I'm older than you two, therefore wiser and more beloved by all.

 

RORY HAS ARRIVED. THE TRINITY IS COMPLETE.

 

HAY GUISE!

I brought rage fuel cake!

 

YUS! IT IS DELICIOUS CAKE. YOU MUST EAT IT!

 

I am older than everyone! :D Except that Asmo guy!

 

THIS THREAD MAKES ME SICK!

I'M ALWAYS SICK ON MY BIRTHDAY!

ALWAYS!

 

YEAH, DON'T YOU KNOW? WHEN OROCHI SNEEZES ON YOU, HE GIVES YOU A NEW STD EVERY YEAR?

 

FOOLISH OROCHI

I TREATED PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T OROCHI.

 

Poor Orochi. Once people learn he has some new STD, no one wants to hang out with him anymore.

 

*pops out of Paorou's cake and gives him a good ol' birthday garroting*

 

Thank you, everyone.

 

Thank you, everyone.

 

See. Orochi's STDs cause weird mutations.

 

Here's LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID.

 

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

*Head explodes and reforms*

Happy birthday.

 

Now Paorou can legally drink in all US states. Drunk Pao is more dangerous than Raging Pao.

 

But not quite as dangerous as Drunk Raging Pao.