PAOROU IS A DERP

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Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#1
HE ALSO TURNED 21 TODAY.

STOP BEING YOUNGER THAN ME, YOU DERP! >:E
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#2
OROCHI! :D

(ALSO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PAOROU IS YOUNGER THAN ME.)
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#3
I'm older than you two, therefore wiser and more beloved by all.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#4
RORY HAS ARRIVED. THE TRINITY IS COMPLETE.
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
#5
HAY GUISE!

I brought rage fuel cake!
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#6
YUS! IT IS DELICIOUS CAKE. YOU MUST EAT IT!
 

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#7
I am older than everyone! :D Except that Asmo guy!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#8
THIS THREAD MAKES ME SICK!

I'M ALWAYS SICK ON MY BIRTHDAY!

ALWAYS!
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#9
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T TREAT ME PEOPLE!
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#10
YEAH, DON'T YOU KNOW? WHEN OROCHI SNEEZES ON YOU, HE GIVES YOU A NEW STD EVERY YEAR?
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#11
FOOLISH OROCHI

I TREATED PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T OROCHI.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#12
Poor Orochi. Once people learn he has some new STD, no one wants to hang out with him anymore.
 
A

Ampoule

Guest
#13
*pops out of Paorou's cake and gives him a good ol' birthday garroting*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#14


Thank you, everyone.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#15


Thank you, everyone.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#16
See. Orochi's STDs cause weird mutations.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#17
Here's LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID.
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#18

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#19
Now Paorou can legally drink in all US states. Drunk Pao is more dangerous than Raging Pao.
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#20
But not quite as dangerous as Drunk Raging Pao.