PAOROU IS A DERP

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
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HE ALSO TURNED 21 TODAY.

STOP BEING YOUNGER THAN ME, YOU DERP! >:E
 
OROCHI! :D

(ALSO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PAOROU IS YOUNGER THAN ME.)
 
I'm older than you two, therefore wiser and more beloved by all.
 
I am older than everyone! :D Except that Asmo guy!
 
THIS THREAD MAKES ME SICK!

I'M ALWAYS SICK ON MY BIRTHDAY!

ALWAYS!
 
YEAH, DON'T YOU KNOW? WHEN OROCHI SNEEZES ON YOU, HE GIVES YOU A NEW STD EVERY YEAR?
 
Poor Orochi. Once people learn he has some new STD, no one wants to hang out with him anymore.
 
*pops out of Paorou's cake and gives him a good ol' birthday garroting*
 
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Thank you, everyone.
 
See. Orochi's STDs cause weird mutations.
 
Now Paorou can legally drink in all US states. Drunk Pao is more dangerous than Raging Pao.
 
But not quite as dangerous as Drunk Raging Pao.