PAO IS DERPING UP INSANITY AGAIN.

Delnoir

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DEPLOY THE ANTI-PAOROU COUNTERMEASURES!

.....Wait...What were the Anti-Paorou countermeasures again? I seem to recall a loli sacrifice being required...maybe a few souls sold to Lovecraftian horrors...then something about jello shots and then shooting him with a silver bullet fired from a Colt Single Action Army...and fire...lots of fire...

...What was I doing again...?
 

Blind Hemingway

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It's not even snarky or trolling. How sad Satsuki-chan.
 

Blind Hemingway

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Both. With a bad aftertaste.
 

Blind Hemingway

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YOU ALL ARE DERPS.

Except for Pao. He's the only COOL ONE.
 
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But how do you measure coolness.... in brownies?