So... Pandas. Aren't they amazing? Like, they're totally yin-yang, are metaphorically non-racist, eat bamboo, and sneeze to go viral! Seriously, pandas. Who pandas, what pandas, where pandas, when pandas, and why pandas. How pandas? Because pandas. Do you see now? Pandas are the way to go, the proper path in life. Do not patronize the panda; do not eat the panda. Be the panda. See the panda. You are panda.