Ozzy is my hero

[Orochi]

According to CBS News, Ozzy Osbourne may help scientists understand how some people's bodies can endure "excessive substance abuse."

Osbourne, the former frontman for Black Sabbath and a notorious partier, will allow scientists to study his blood.

The Prince of Darkness, 61, battled alcohol and drug addictions for forty years and calls himself a "medical miracle."

Scientists hope that mapping Osbourne's genetic code will provide insight into why some--like Osbourne--can survive "excessive substance abuse."

source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/15/ozzy-osbournes-blood-to-b_n_612758.html

 

[Diana]

He is the PRINCE OF DARKNESS! >:D He will live forever!

 

[Cosmic Orion]

Does that mean if they succeed, whatever it is will be named the Ozzy gene?

 

[Darkness]

You just found that now?

 

[marius]

well, if we can clone and distribute his genes then we'll all live forever. seeing as only the good die young (+50 for fitting in a song quote), people with ozzy's genes will live until the universe decides to collapse on itself

 

[TheNeverThere]

...OZZFEST, HERE I COME!

 

[Asmodeus]

Ozzymandius...

...

There's a joke in there somewhere.

 

[Tegan]

Can Mick Jagger and Lemmy Kilmister come too? They should also be dead from the massive amounts of drugs/alcohol they've put in their bodies.

The obvious connection is that they're all English. >____________________>

 

[Jack Shade]

The Brit gene should be isolated and distributed. *stares at Asmo*

 

[Tegan]

I'll get the kit.