Ozzy is my hero

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According to CBS News, Ozzy Osbourne may help scientists understand how some people's bodies can endure "excessive substance abuse."

Osbourne, the former frontman for Black Sabbath and a notorious partier, will allow scientists to study his blood.

The Prince of Darkness, 61, battled alcohol and drug addictions for forty years and calls himself a "medical miracle."

Scientists hope that mapping Osbourne's genetic code will provide insight into why some--like Osbourne--can survive "excessive substance abuse."

source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/15/ozzy-osbournes-blood-to-b_n_612758.html
 

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He is the PRINCE OF DARKNESS! >:D He will live forever!
 
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Does that mean if they succeed, whatever it is will be named the Ozzy gene?
 
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marius

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well, if we can clone and distribute his genes then we'll all live forever. seeing as only the good die young (+50 for fitting in a song quote), people with ozzy's genes will live until the universe decides to collapse on itself
 

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Ozzymandius...

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There's a joke in there somewhere.
 

Tegan

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Can Mick Jagger and Lemmy Kilmister come too? They should also be dead from the massive amounts of drugs/alcohol they've put in their bodies.

The obvious connection is that they're all English. >____________________>
 

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The Brit gene should be isolated and distributed. *stares at Asmo*