Our son. . .

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Cosmic Orion

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Has been disowned for being a retard.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
He gets hard ons for destroying cars? Well....I guess that...Works?
 
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The Butterfly

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I like how he gets so into it he starts snorting like a pig.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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As venom has stated butters, their son was a retard.
 
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Fluffy

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There's one in every family, Orion. There's one in every family.
 

LaharlSama

Ultimate Overlord
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Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Fantasy, Sci Fi, Medieval, Post Apocalyptic, Zombie Survival
*looks at his family*

Well i got screwed then cause there are 4 in mine T.T
 
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Warmaster Death

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....destroys a car? that was just windows! I AM DISSAPOINT! I DEMAND PANEL SMASHING ACTION! CHAINSAWS AND SLEDGEYS AND PRYBARS OHMY!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I agree with the grumpy Aussie guy!
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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I wonder if he ate paint chips as a kid...