Orky Krissmus Karols

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So this is something my hubby and I put together a couple years ago. Have fun! What songs can you make into Orky carols?

Orky Krissmus Karols
(presented as though on a cd collection commercial)


Away on a Space Hulk
Away on a space hulk
Hiding in the pipes
The little scrawny snotlings
Keep everything right
We fly through the stars
And blow things away
Wif new shock attack lance gubbins
Shootin' snotlings all day


Karol of da Dakka

Hark here da shootas
Dakka Dakka Dakka!
Dakka dakka dakka!
dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka...

"Uh, boss, I fink we's lost the melody."
"You shut up and get back to singin!"


Deck da Boys
Deck da boys wif lots a shootas
Dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka
Bring your stick bombs call the lootas
dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka

"Boss? I fink we dunnit again"


Shut up you lot of tank bustas (God rest you merry gentlemen)
Shut up you lot of tank bustas
We'z gonna blow stuff up
Da humies and the pointy ears
We'z gonna break their stuff
We send the bomb squiggs after them
And laugh as they blow up
Wif chunks and pieces on fire
Rainin down now
Wif chunks and pieces on fire.

C'mon you lazy burna boys
We got some stuff to torch
Stop restin on your backsides boys
C'mon get up and march
Da waaagh is getting bigger
And da boss is gettin mad
So lets burn lets burn stuff and burn stuff
and burn stuff and burn
Lets burn stuff and burn stuff and burn

'Ere we go all youz Speed Freeks,
Now get yer trukks n traks!
cause red's our fav'rite color boys,
it makes stuff go real fast!
So we is always first to fight
and uvver boys go last!
Lets go boys and run us down some gitz
shoot em up right
Now lets go boys and run down doze gitz

Joy to da Waagh!
Joy to da Waagh!
It's time to fight
Let's show our Orky might!
Let ev'ry humie
So weak and puny
Be beaten by us orks
Be beaten by us orks
Be beaten be beaten by us orks!