Orky Krissmus Karols

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Revision, Dec 8, 2012.

  1. So this is something my hubby and I put together a couple years ago. Have fun! What songs can you make into Orky carols?

    Orky Krissmus Karols
    (presented as though on a cd collection commercial)


    Away on a Space Hulk
    Away on a space hulk
    Hiding in the pipes
    The little scrawny snotlings
    Keep everything right
    We fly through the stars
    And blow things away
    Wif new shock attack lance gubbins
    Shootin' snotlings all day


    Karol of da Dakka

    Hark here da shootas
    Dakka Dakka Dakka!
    Dakka dakka dakka!
    dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka...

    "Uh, boss, I fink we's lost the melody."
    "You shut up and get back to singin!"


    Deck da Boys
    Deck da boys wif lots a shootas
    Dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka
    Bring your stick bombs call the lootas
    dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka

    "Boss? I fink we dunnit again"


    Shut up you lot of tank bustas (God rest you merry gentlemen)
    Shut up you lot of tank bustas
    We'z gonna blow stuff up
    Da humies and the pointy ears
    We'z gonna break their stuff
    We send the bomb squiggs after them
    And laugh as they blow up
    Wif chunks and pieces on fire
    Rainin down now
    Wif chunks and pieces on fire.

    C'mon you lazy burna boys
    We got some stuff to torch
    Stop restin on your backsides boys
    C'mon get up and march
    Da waaagh is getting bigger
    And da boss is gettin mad
    So lets burn lets burn stuff and burn stuff
    and burn stuff and burn
    Lets burn stuff and burn stuff and burn

    'Ere we go all youz Speed Freeks,
    Now get yer trukks n traks!
    cause red's our fav'rite color boys,
    it makes stuff go real fast!
    So we is always first to fight
    and uvver boys go last!
    Lets go boys and run us down some gitz
    shoot em up right
    Now lets go boys and run down doze gitz

    Joy to da Waagh!
    Joy to da Waagh!
    It's time to fight
    Let's show our Orky might!
    Let ev'ry humie
    So weak and puny
    Be beaten by us orks
    Be beaten by us orks
    Be beaten be beaten by us orks!