only slightly weirder than average

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by malice, Aug 18, 2016.

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  1. Oh hi, I finally found a beautiful place to spill my creative guts.

    You're welcome.

    But not really. My psychotic self is not something I'd wish upon anyone.

    I'm twenty-five, painfully antisocial and really, really, really love goats. I live off grid as an intern on a farm so my hours are wonky, but I fucking love to write, so anyone who wants to play and be patient with me will have my eternal gratitude.

    I've been role playing since I was like... eleven? Neopets FTW.

    I adore science fiction, fantasy, medieval fantasy, historical, post apocalyptic, dystopian, dark Disney, some fandoms and pretty much anything with a good plot.

    Okay. Is that all?

    Ze end then.

    Except I'll probably edit this ten more times to make sure I look as cool as possible.

    ...........................and here's two of my kids
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  2. They're so adorable :o

    But hey, welcome to the site ^.^ You may not know it yet but you just enlisted in the bunny army >:{D If you haven't already go ahead and give the rules a once over, and if something on the site stumps you, we also have a nifty Help section ^.^ This is where you'll find the FAQ, and within the FAQ a list of Roleplay Tags, a list of the site's bbcodes, a link to the staff roster, and other insightful things. But if you can't find an answer to your question, need clarification, or found a bug, the Help Desk might be more your cup of tea.

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    I hope to see you around the forums and may the muse be with you =^.^=

  3. Welcome to Iwaku!

    Goats are cool but African Snails are cooler and way cuter!

    Enjoy your stay and if you want to do any fantasy or science fiction rp just send a pm XD
  4. Hey Malice!
    I too adore goats <_< >_>
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    They're so fluffy and cute :3
    Anyways, seeing as you're new to Iwaku, head on over to the "Newbie Care Package" thread and pick up some free goodies as well as a guided tour around Iwaku ^-^

    P.S here are some helpful links to get you started on this lovely gut-spilling website.
    If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask!

    Help Desk - HELP DESK
    Interest Checking & Creation - INTEREST CHECKING & CREATION
    Seeking One on One Partners - SEEKING ONE ON ONE PARTNERS
    Terms & Rules - Terms of Service and Rules |
    BB Codes - BB Codes |

  5. Thank ya'll! <3
  6. Hi there and welcome to the site!
    Don't worry about being a little odd. We certainly have unique people of all sorts here.

    You take care of goats, though? What is that like? Are they dairy goats or what? I keep joking with my mum that instead of another dog she should get a goat next and I think she might be seriously considering it. Is it a potential lawn mowing replacement? It might become her favorite kid in that case, hurr hurr.
  7. Goats are a lot like dogs actually, except way better. Get one that you can milk - versus a miniature - cause making cheese is super satisfying. They will mow your lawn, but you gotta make sure you want to them to eat EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH. And they're not hard to take care of at all! Just build them a pen and a house, get some hay (we use alfalfa) and/or grains and you're set!

    <3 <3 <3

    Thanks for the welcome, btw.
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  8. HI THERE. >:D
  10. Those goats XD just too adorable! <3

  11. Thank you! <3 <3 I love my Hawkeye and Hot Lips
  12. Whats up Malice! Welcome to Iwaku. Glad to see you've find a place where you can have your creative mind come to alive.. Kinda xD.

    Anyhow, enjoy your stay and have fun!
  13. Why thank you very much! <3 <3
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