One of the Surprisingly Funniest Iwaku Users

[Asmodeus]

TRUE LOVE

Rearrange the words, you get

EUR VOULE

EUR is the phonetic spell of EAR

VOULE is the French for to want.


To want ear is true love.



EDIT: Wait... no



EUR VOLET

Volet is French for Shutter.



...


To shutter the ear, with your penis, is true love.


Fixed.

 

[Fluffy]

I think Butterfly just has a romantic ear fetish.

Totes inappropes. I usually just say my ear aches are caused by "allergies."

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

So is Sex really just one giant allergy?
One where instead of getting a runny nose you get a baby? o_o

 

[Holmishire]

VOULE is the French for to want.

Vouloir is an irregular verb, so that conjugation doesn't actually exist.

 

[Asmodeus]

Your mom's conjugation doesn't exist.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

This feels like a entered a random Rap showdown now.

 

[Levusti]

WHAT DID I DO

I REGRET EVERYTHING

 

[Asmodeus]

You pissed off me and all the other members who pretend they don't think they're hilarious and deserve spontaneous acknowledgment of the fact.

Dick.

 

[Levusti]

You pissed off me and all the other members who pretend they don't think they're hilarious and deserve spontaneous acknowledgment of the fact.

Dick.

Oh wait. That's right.

Well I'm a terrible liar so.