Old School Avatar Captions

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TheNeverThere

Guest
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Ok, this is a twist on the classic Caption Above User's Avatar game. This time, not only do you haveto caption the above user's avatar, but it must be in Old English, or at least do your best to make it sound like Old English. GO!
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
Dearith Sirs, dost thou smelleth mine stench? *trollface*
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Evolution: It makes mistakes too.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Original poster
Unclean xenomorph, I believe thou didst not readeth thine rules lain out so pristine by the noble TNT.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Original poster
But bloody, what meal through yonder ocean swims?
It is the feast, and you is the main course.
Arise, fair seal, and kill the envious surfer,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her prey, art far more tastier than she.
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
This is how I roll! With Glass visors and headphones!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Original poster
Oi Sir! ye musn't be out this time o' noight sir.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Yeah I'll shove this fist so far up your arse you'll be tasting powerfist.