Old School Avatar Captions

[TheNeverThere]

Ok, this is a twist on the classic Caption Above User's Avatar game. This time, not only do you haveto caption the above user's avatar, but it must be in Old English, or at least do your best to make it sound like Old English. GO!

 

[Diana]

Dearith Sirs, dost thou smelleth mine stench? *trollface*

 

[Vay]

Evolution: It makes mistakes too.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Unclean xenomorph, I believe thou didst not readeth thine rules lain out so pristine by the noble TNT.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

But bloody, what meal through yonder ocean swims?
It is the feast, and you is the main course.
Arise, fair seal, and kill the envious surfer,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her prey, art far more tastier than she.

 

[October Knight]

This is how I roll! With Glass visors and headphones!

 

[Captain Nic]

Is there a problem, guvna?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Oi Sir! ye musn't be out this time o' noight sir.

 

[Vay]

Yeah I'll shove this fist so far up your arse you'll be tasting powerfist.