of TKs an threesomes

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Orochi, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. [9:19:20 AM] Xnijmai: AWWW YEEAHHH
    [9:19:30 AM] Xnijmai: TIME TO LOUNGE THE FUCK OUT
    [9:20:18 AM] Orochi: NO SCHOOL MEANS NO ALLOWANCE
    [9:20:27 AM] Orochi: so I'm making websites for monies
    [9:20:40 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: MUR MUR
    [9:20:42 AM] Orochi: and shooting photos(not good enough to get paid, but hey MODELS)
    [9:20:51 AM] Xnijmai: AGREED SON
    [9:21:44 AM] Orochi: I was introduced to a new one
    [9:21:49 AM] Orochi: syrian-american chick
    [9:21:53 AM] Orochi: nice long legs
    [9:21:55 AM] Orochi: BUT SHE'S 16
    [9:21:57 AM] Orochi: FUCK DAMMIT
    [9:22:30 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: 0.o <.<
    [9:22:34 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: PERVERT
    [9:22:50 AM] Orochi: WE'RE ALL PERVERTS HERE, MISSY
    [9:22:54 AM] Xnijmai: YOU AND YOUR STORIES ORO
    [9:23:01 AM] Xnijmai: PICTURES SON
    [9:23:02 AM] Orochi: NUTHIN HAPPENED
    [9:23:05 AM] Jessica: Jessica is not a pervert.
    [9:23:18 AM] Orochi: because I have this new thing called SELF CONTROL
    [9:23:24 AM] Orochi: or a new fear of the law..
    [9:24:04 AM] Xnijmai: MAYBE BOTH
    [9:24:11 AM] Orochi: mostly the latter
    [9:24:36 AM] Xnijmai: Man...
    [9:24:41 AM] Xnijmai: Self control...
    [9:24:44 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: <.<;;
    [9:24:46 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: >.>
    [9:25:25 AM] Xnijmai: I think we could all use a bit more of that
    [9:26:02 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: MUR
    [9:26:22 AM] Xnijmai: WELL SAID, TEEKS
    [9:26:23 AM] Xnijmai: WELL SAID
    [9:27:33 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: MUR MUR
    [9:27:50 AM] Xnijmai: NOW THAT WAS JUST UNCALLED FOR!
    [9:28:02 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: MURMURMUR MUR BUTTER MUR MUR
    [9:28:04 AM] Xnijmai: JEEZ, TEEKS, HAVE YOU RESPECT FOR ANYTHING?!?!?
    [9:28:07 AM] Xnijmai: GAWD!
    [9:28:17 AM] Orochi: WASH HER MOUTH WITH SOAP
    [9:28:21 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: MUR MUR MURMURMUR MUR MUR DOORKNOB MUR MUR
    [9:28:38 AM] Orochi: WHAT DID DOORKNOBS EVER DO TO YOU?
    [9:28:46 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: JULEZ. DUH. hands Oro the soap and gets down on her knees for him
    [9:29:16 AM] Orochi: also, here you go jink
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    [9:29:21 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Delicious double meanings
    [9:29:24 AM] Orochi:
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    [9:29:38 AM] Xnijmai: *Watches everything from swivle chair, nodding to himself*
    [9:29:43 AM] Xnijmai: YEESSS
    [9:29:45 AM] Xnijmai: YYEESSS
    [9:30:09 AM] Orochi: that is a two year investment plan right there
    [9:30:25 AM] Orochi: tk is such an obedient girl
    [9:30:34 AM] Orochi: now bend over, papa spank now
    [9:31:22 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: JULEZ. DUH. bends over Oro's lap and pulls her pants down
    [9:31:40 AM] Xnijmai: *COntinues to nod* YEESSSSS
    [9:31:42 AM] Xnijmai: YYYEEEEESSSSSS
    [9:31:53 AM] *** Jessica has left ***
    [9:32:01 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Don't make me tell Oro about the butter, Jinx
    [9:32:04 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Awwwww
    [9:32:09 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: I scared her away
    [9:32:09 AM] Orochi: DID WE MAKE SOMEONE LEAVE?
    [9:32:10 AM] Orochi: AGAIN?
    [9:32:14 AM] Orochi: wait, what's a jessica again?
    [9:32:26 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: She's Asha from Iwaku
    [9:32:31 AM] Xnijmai: A NEWBIE
    [9:32:32 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: She's pretty new
    [9:32:57 AM] Orochi: HAHAHAHA
    [9:33:04 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Spank me, papa
    [9:33:07 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: =D
    [9:33:47 AM] Xnijmai: *Akwardly watches from the corner* Uhh...Guys...? * Doesn't know to leave or not*
    [9:34:15 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: It's sooooooooooo hot when Jinx watches from the corner
    [9:34:52 AM] Orochi: *spanks tk with soapy hands*
    [9:35:11 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: UH GAWD
    [9:35:21 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: MOAR
    [9:35:58 AM] Xnijmai: So... Is this usually what happens when you two have manly one on one talks...Or...* Casually reaches out to the snickers on the desk near by*
    [9:36:32 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: PERHAPS
    [9:36:36 AM] Orochi: more or less, yeah
    [9:36:58 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: SPANK ME MORE, YOU HORRID MAN =D
    [9:37:19 AM] Orochi: *sprays shaving cream on*
    [9:37:21 AM] Orochi: YOU ASKED FOR IT
    [9:37:23 AM] Xnijmai: Oh...So... Uhh... Do... I need to be here or something...Cause... I got like a like in the oven at home...
    [9:37:38 AM] Xnijmai: A cake can work too...
    [9:37:40 AM] Xnijmai: Yeah...
    [9:37:45 AM] Orochi: shut up and take the other cheek
    [9:38:06 AM] Xnijmai: I..I guess I could...
    [9:38:27 AM] Orochi: NO EYECONTACT, BRAH
    [9:38:43 AM] Xnijmai: A GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT!
    [9:38:56 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: *Only looks to Oro's chin, and not above, as per sub customs*
    [9:39:34 AM] Xnijmai: *Blinds folds self to keep the GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT*
    [9:39:45 AM] Orochi: STOP THAT, WHAT IF YOU MISS?
    [9:40:08 AM] Xnijmai: *Accidently wanders over and starts slapping a palm tree* YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FLILTHY WHORE?!?
    [9:40:10 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: PAPA, MORE SPANKINGS
    [9:40:12 AM] Xnijmai: Wait...
    [9:40:12 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: lol
    [9:40:15 AM] Xnijmai: That is true...
    [9:40:32 AM] Orochi: man, I am so posting this on iwaku
    [9:40:53 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Go ahead
    [9:41:08 AM] Xnijmai: THE BESTEST AKWARD THREESOME EVER!
    [9:41:20 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Pretty much
    [9:41:34 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Murrr
    [9:42:46 AM] Xnijmai: *Backsup back to them* So... How are we supposted to do this without eye contact? Back to back while slapping her ass?
    [9:43:02 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: 0.o?
    [9:43:16 AM] Orochi: I GET LEFT CHEEK
    [9:43:28 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: Or, one of you could be on the bottom, I'd be on top of them, and then someone takes ass
    [9:43:37 AM] Xnijmai: I don't know..
    [9:43:39 AM] Orochi: DIBS ON RIGHT BOOBIE
    [9:43:46 AM] Xnijmai: With that plan our balls will touch
    [9:43:54 AM] Xnijmai: THEN ALL SPACE AND TIME WILL COLLAPSE FOREVER
    [9:43:59 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: .....
    [9:44:07 AM] Orochi: what if we use a cardboard separator?
    [9:44:12 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: So a spit roast them?
    [9:44:23 AM] Xnijmai: Oh I like that idea...
    [9:44:34 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: 0.o Cardboard sepperator?
    [9:44:48 AM] Xnijmai: Maybe we should design a little platform to Mount Teeks on so that we never have to see each other or touch each other while similatiously having sex with her.
    [9:44:50 AM] *** Vay has left ***
    [9:45:05 AM] Orochi: MAKE IT HAPPEN
    [9:45:09 AM] Xnijmai: Maybe made of plastic...
    [9:45:18 AM] Orochi: or wood
    [9:45:21 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: LOL
    [9:45:22 AM] Xnijmai: You aren't allergic to Plastic, are you Teeks?
    [9:45:26 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: nah
    [9:45:31 AM] Xnijmai: Sweet!
    [9:45:35 AM] Xnijmai: TO THE DESIGN ROOM!
    [9:45:48 AM] JULEZ. DUH.: This is kinda helarious
    [9:45:56 AM] Orochi: *leaves tk alone to design the tk-threesome machine*
    [9:46:02 AM] Orochi: IRONY
    [9:46:24 AM] Xnijmai: AWWW YEEAHH
    [9:46:30 AM] Xnijmai: BEST STORY EVER TOLD


    I still don't know what a Jessica is..
     
  2. And then I made the device...

    but I sold it to Diana, Rory, and Asmo first.
     
  3. wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
     
  4. Because it's a joke to me. Because I'd probably never even meet them. Because I don't have any sexual inclination towards either of them and so this makes me laugh?

    In short:

    Because I'm a bitch to my friends =D
     
  5. WHAT DID I JUST READ?!
     
  6. I HAVE NO IDEA!
     
  7. One word:

    lolwut
     
  8. Pretty much.
     
  9. where is my monocle?
     
  10. AND NOW WE KNOW HOW TK GOT 2,072,009 COINS.


    SEXUAL FAVORS TO STAFF.



    . . . WELL, EX-STAFF.
     
  11. TL;DR You're all sluts anyway.
     
  12. Apparently, yes, yes we are.
     
  13. And then three days later scandalous pictures of the events in question spread through out Iwaku prompting the creation of its first tabloid newsletter.
     
  14. .... OH MY GOSH IWAKU TABLOIDS, I WANT!
     
  15. Makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing when this shit is goin' down.
     
  16. I'll spend my day writing about how gay gringoball players are.
     
  17. I'll do a column on Darkness being straight.

    Now, that's tabloid material.
     
  18. ???
    OohKay... Backs away slowly.
     
  19. Mildly erotic lolwhut.
     
  20. You're both hired.