I like the subculture with the giant naked women reclining elegantly between skyscrapers.
I mean... what are they doing? And what can I do? Nothing - that's what. I wouldn't want it that big; and they wouldn't want it that small. Unless they want me to run in there and wave my arms around. But there are machines for that. Me getting a nasty rash from excessive humidity shouldn't be a kink. But then again, these are giant skyscraper sluts, so who knows what's real anymore.
I'll tell you who.
Jeff Goldblum.
If he saw a giant skyscraper woman, he'd know what to do.
And they'd know what to do too. He's the kinda man you can take instructions from if you happen to find yourself 50ft tall and naked in a dense urban area. Look at Jurassic Park. Naked females - all of them. And Nedry died, fat and wet. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Wake up people.
