O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

[Tegan]

Darkness has defied the racial and cultural barriers, which run rampant through out this community, by becoming a member of the staff. This is a momentous occasion; finally all of the trolls and faggots of Iwaku have fair representation within Admin Cabinet.

Darkness
(Yes We Can, Faggots.)
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Godspeed!

 

[Orochi]

EL KAPITAN

 

[Hecatoncheires]

OUR SAVIOUR.

 

[Tegan]

LET'S MAKE DARKNESS IWAKU KING.

DARKY FOR 2010!

 

[Slyen]

I wonder if this was because he is opposed to all staff equally? They were probably like OH SHIT DARKNESS SEES RIGHT THROUGH US WE NEED TO ACT FAST TO KEEP THE MASSES IN LINE!

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Yes we can faggots.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

LET'S MAKE DARKNESS IWAKU KING.

DARKY FOR 2010!

I'm game for that.

That way he'll let us troll all the furries and be assholes to people in the CBox properly, none of this 'nicey nicey' shit.

DARKNESS FOR 2010. YES WE CAN FAGGOTS.

 

[Darkness]

First thing I'd do is take down the cbox.

Seriously, fuck that shit.

 

[Tegan]

--AND REPLACE IT WITH A TROLL BOX.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

He'd fuck it all over.

 

[Hydronine]

....I'LL BE HIS CRAZY SIDEKICK, STILL NEW IN THE WAYS OF LEARNING TROLL.

 

[Darkness]

He'd fuck it all over.

Probably.

But I'd just ban whoever said so.

 

[Torsty]

I was a troll when I first became a mod too.

Didn't get a thread for it....

 

[Darkness]

But you were a lousy troll.

 

[Torsty]

I made Diana cry. Wait, that only makes me an asshole, right?

OMGSTOPTROLLINME!

 

[Hecatoncheires]

The campaign will be sponsored by this fine, upstanding gentlemanfrog.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

only instead of saying "Ribbit", he says "Faggot"

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Actually, he says something along the lines of

 

[Tegan]

GEEEET OUT GET OUT!

 

[Paorou-sama]

STOP GLORIFYING HIM

IWAKU MAY JUST BECOME THE FAGGOTVILLE HE CALLS US ALL