[NSFW] Masturbation Technique #how-far-can-get?

While the basilisk is watching you. Medusa is also an acceptable substitute. (Mind you, I'd be pretty impressed if anyone could pull this off. XD)
surely your Meat and Two Veg would turn to stone or you would or you wouldnt beable to even get it up as i swear they are bothe very fugly.. but what a feet to pull off to be able to do that.
Get caught masturbating by parents....
Stare them in the eyes and Finish up like a boss
 
Under the table at a fancy restaurant with your boss.
 
With your children.
 
During a funeral for a well respected member of the community.
 
While watching Boku no Pico.



(Yup.)
 
With chocolate-chilli powder, onto the powdered wig of the judge during Nigella Lawson's court case against her twin ex-secretaries.
 
While playing with the sack while working the shaft.
 
At the front entrance of Walmart on Black Friday.
 
As a Transformer.

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
 
Using the Pope's hand. o.o
 
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Using the Pope's hand. o.o
Technically not masturbation but I'm gonna click "like" anyway.

Using the Pope's hand... while he's praying.
Or to quote Kevin Bridges, "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Smell Your Maw".
 
While giving a speech on the dangers of porn to a room full of sex addicts.
 
While upside down
I think that would only be bad if you're a guy. :P

While crying and screaming "Don't make me do this!" near a hospital.
 
on barack obama
 
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