[NSFW] Masturbation Technique #how-far-can-get?

[Felic]

( Best friend not everyone can handle your pervness )

(Thx, Bestie. It means a lot. Really.)

 

[DemonPrincess]

(Thx, Bestie. It means a lot. Really.)

( Welcome >.< )

 

[RiverNotch]

Doing it with a group of German men who only masturbate to Big Bird while he gets fucked, attentively, by Oprah Wimfrey and the Cookie Monster.

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Doing it with a group of German men and the performer's mother who only masturbate to videos of Big Bird being fucked hard by Oprah Winfrey, the Cookie Monster, and the performer's father. Nope, literally vomited on this one. I'm gonna go leave this thread now, before I start kidnapping young boys and girls for....er....a nice winter retreat....

 

[Ejechted]

In Felic Closest while he's sleeping....

(>w<)

This is a bad thing? For either party?


On the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, suspended by suction cups.

 

[DemonPrincess]

This is a bad thing? For either party?

No It's perfectly fine I'm his best friend I'm allowed to do such things.


In the bath tub while Miley Cyrus clones twerk

 

[Felic]

....
Doing it with a group of German men and the performer's mother who only masturbate to videos of Big Bird being fucked hard by Oprah Winfrey, the Cookie Monster, and the performer's father. Nope, literally vomited on this one. I'm gonna go leave this thread now, before I start kidnapping young boys and girls for....er....a nice winter retreat....

(O-0 well. . . that is both creative and exciting.)

Whenever you hear the pope start talking.

 

[Felic]

(Btw, for those of you who are viewing this, I give no fucks on the damage done, wether psychological and/or physical. I also take no responsibility for said damage.)

While dancing to classical music.

 

[Ejechted]

While dancing to classical music.

TOO FAR MAN.

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While dancing to dubstep.

 

[Felic]

TOO FAR MAN.

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While dancing to dubstep.

(That's a very strange picture. Yet, it makes total sense)

While belly-dancing to an African woman of unknown origin.

 

[DemonPrincess]

Riding upside down on a horse

 

[Lady Sabine]

Into a pot of turtle stew!

(if you get this reference you're my favorite person ever)

 

[OverCast]

While meeting your significant other's parents for the first time.

 

[sour_kiki]

After you've just slather your hands with hand sanitizer bada bing

 

[C92cool]

(I have completely lost my shit while reading this thread.)

While taking the final exam for a class you know you're gonna fail, and you're in the front row right next to the teacher.

 

[Kitty]

This reminds me of Louis CK when he does his bit about jizzing on a cat's face because "Come on my cat's face once shame on me, Twice though? Shame on her."

 

[DemonPrincess]

In the kitchen of a 5 star restaurant while being bent over by Chef Ramsley as he Yells at you to do it faster

 

[EchoFT]

While the basilisk is watching you. Medusa is also an acceptable substitute. (Mind you, I'd be pretty impressed if anyone could pull this off. XD)

 

[Melon]

Masturbating while you are at Band Camp.

 

[Lady Sabine]

Masturbating while you are at Band Camp.

Wait, people do other things at band camp?
The stories I've heard were lies!

 

[Levusti]

Inside a burning building.