[NSFW] Masturbation Technique #how-far-can-get?

[DemonPrincess]

While on Chatroulette browsing for 12 year old girls...

Hmm maybe just a little bit too far

 

[DemonPrincess]

In Mcdonald eating a big Mac cause Ba da Ba your loving it

 

[Lady Sabine]

Hmm maybe just a little bit too far

Oh yeah, 12 year old girls are too far but daycare tots are just fine and dandy XD



Using Icyhot as lube.

 

[DemonPrincess]

1. Oh yeah, 12 year old girls are too far but daycare tots are just fine and dandy XD
   
   
   
   Using Icyhot as lube.

   Didn't see that one sorry that's a but wrong too >.<
   

 

[Ejechted]

Using a sandpaper-covered dildo.

 

[Felic]

Doing it in Calculus. And every time you climax, you answer a question.

 

[Felic]

(Btw, masturbating in the back of a daycare is perfectly fine. At least he's doing it in the back. Masturbating while watching Oprah, on the other hand, is both a cruel and unusual habit. All who do, shall be condemned to the darkest reaches of Tartarus for all eternity.)

 

[DemonPrincess]

While watching Sponge Bob climaxing every time you see Patrick

 

[Felic]

Masturbating five times a day, for seventy-five days, but only while your mother is cooking.

 

[DemonPrincess]

Masturbating five times a day, for seventy-five days, but only while your mother is cooking.

Well Damnn....

 

[Felic]

(I know. Whoever does that last technique gets points. . .)

 

[Hikadu]

During Skydive

 

[Felic]

While your going through a black hole, spaghetti style.

 

[DemonPrincess]

While eating spagehtti

 

[RiverNotch]

while watching a documentary about the Hololocaust

While being the object of said documentary, whether guard, prisoner, or a naked Mr. Churchill.

 

[Felic]

While watching a marathon of porn videos consisting of nothing but Snooki getting consistently pummeled in the anus by tentacles.

(Too deep?)

 

[DemonPrincess]

( Best friend not everyone can handle your pervness )

 

[RiverNotch]

While watching a marathon of porn videos consisting of nothing but Snooki getting consistently pummeled in the anus by tentacles.

(Too deep?)

While watching a marathon of porn videos consisting of nothing but Snoopy getting consistently pummeled in the anus by tentacles.

 

[DemonPrincess]

In Felic Closest while he's sleeping....

(>w<)

 

[Felic]

While watching a marathon of porn videos consisting of nothing but Snoopy getting consistently pummeled in the anus by tentacles.

(*creepy grin* I see what you did there. Watch this.)

Doing it with a group of German men who only masturbate to Big Bird while he gets fucked, attentively, by Oprah Wimfrey and the Cookie Monster.