[NSFW] Masturbation Technique #how-far-can-get?

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Felic, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. Masturbation Technique #1: Doing it in the living room, while your parents are asleep.


    It's supposed to get progressively worse, so make sure your comment is better than the previous ones.
     
  2. On the sinking Titanic.


    *Probably doesn't understand this game*
     
  3. Masturbation Technique #3: Doing it while eating a tub of Nutella.

    Don't worry, that was a good one.
     
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  4. Guard duty at the Red Wedding
     
  5. At the end scene in The Green Mile.
     
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  6. In church while people are praying


    ( Sorry if that one was strange)
     
  7. Putting some peanut butter on your crotch and letting your dog do it for you

    (now that one was REALLY strange)
     
    #7 Lady B, Jun 7, 2014
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  8. At the swimming pool
     
  9. On the public bus eating a spicy Italian subway sandwich as as homeless man play with your hair
     
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  10. Doing it to 50 Shades of Grey.
     
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  11. Doing it while watching Food Network.

    (Completely justifiable)
     
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  12. True.

    Doing it while watching Sesame Street

    (on the other hand...)
     
    #12 Lady B, Jun 7, 2014
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  13. While reading this thread.
     
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  14. while watching a documentary about the Hololocaust
     
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  15. *cackling*

    While watching Here Comes Honey BooBoo. . .

    (Too far?)
     
  16. While viewing Felic's profile.
     
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  17. While on Chatroulette browsing for 12 year old girls...
     
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  18. While petting an overly excited panda.

    (Just shows you how sexy I am.)
     
  19. In the back room at a daycare.

    (IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS)
     
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  20. (Also justifiable. Big Bird has a reasonable nice ass.)

    Whenever your at a concert with a band named The Juices of a Thousand Men. Though fictional, completely probable.
     
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