[NSFW] Masturbation Technique #how-far-can-get?

[Felic]

Masturbation Technique #1: Doing it in the living room, while your parents are asleep.


It's supposed to get progressively worse, so make sure your comment is better than the previous ones.

 

[Tegan]

On the sinking Titanic.


*Probably doesn't understand this game*

 

[Felic]

Masturbation Technique #3: Doing it while eating a tub of Nutella.

Don't worry, that was a good one.

 

[Tegan]

Guard duty at the Red Wedding

 

[Eternalfire61]

At the end scene in The Green Mile.

 

[DemonPrincess]

In church while people are praying


( Sorry if that one was strange)

 

[Lady B]

Putting some peanut butter on your crotch and letting your dog do it for you

(now that one was REALLY strange)

 

[Brother Gabriel]

At the swimming pool

 

[DemonPrincess]

On the public bus eating a spicy Italian subway sandwich as as homeless man play with your hair

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Doing it to 50 Shades of Grey.

 

[Felic]

Doing it while watching Food Network.

(Completely justifiable)

 

[Lady B]

Doing it while watching Food Network.

(Completely justifiable)

True.

Doing it while watching Sesame Street

(on the other hand...)

 

[Asmodeus]

While reading this thread.

 

[heliacalRebirth]

while watching a documentary about the Hololocaust

 

[Felic]

*cackling*

While watching Here Comes Honey BooBoo. . .

(Too far?)

 

[Asmodeus]

While viewing Felic's profile.

 

[Lady Sabine]

While on Chatroulette browsing for 12 year old girls...

 

[Felic]

While petting an overly excited panda.

(Just shows you how sexy I am.)

 

[Ejechted]

In the back room at a daycare.

(IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS)

 

[Felic]

True.

Doing it while watching Sesame Street

(on the other hand...)

(Also justifiable. Big Bird has a reasonable nice ass.)

Whenever your at a concert with a band named The Juices of a Thousand Men. Though fictional, completely probable.