Notable Chat Quotes~

Remember read from bottom to top.


Asmodeus
: Depends whether I let them on Iwaku or not [12th February 01:31 PM] Chaos
: They'll either end up epic as hell or irrevokably messed up. [12th February 01:29 PM]
Cosmos
: I hated their stickers. [12th February 01:29 PM]
Chaos
: If Asmo has kids...oh lord. [12th February 01:29 PM]
Cosmos
: Oh remember crackerjacks? [12th February 01:29 PM]
Asmodeus

: Or they have something else put in their box... some call it a "gift". [12th February 01:28 PM]
Cosmos
: I can picture you with kids, Asmo. Just gushing LOVE on them. [12th February 01:28 PM]
Sluggy
: oh god... [12th February 01:28 PM]
~~ Cosmos
facepalms. ~~
[12th February 01:28 PM]
Asmodeus
: And there are some who WANT to have their boxes stolen [12th February 01:28 PM]
Asmodeus
: And what they wear, of course. [12th February 01:27 PM]
Asmodeus
: And usually, it's because of they way they flaunt their boxes. [12th February 01:27 PM]
Cosmos
: I need to find out how they make those [12th February 01:27 PM]
Cosmos
: Me too:/ [12th February 01:27 PM]
Asmodeus
: It's a shame though. Sometimes girl scouts get their cookies stolen. [12th February 01:27 PM]
Sluggy
: I need moneys to buy more cookies [12th February 01:26 PM]
Cosmos
: I'm talking money, Hunter! [12th February 01:25 PM]

French Hunter

: You are all despicable human beings. [12th February 01:24 PM] ~~ Cosmos
bats her eyes at Asmo. ~~
[12th February 01:24 PM]
Asmodeus
: Yeah, some people are into that, Cosmos [12th February 01:24 PM]
Cosmos
: Oh I didn't know they sold animals too... /deprived [12th February 01:24 PM]
Asmodeus
: Well, whatever floats your boat. [12th February 01:24 PM]
Asmodeus
: 13 year old box? [12th February 01:24 PM]
Cosmos
: Yep. 13 a box. [12th February 01:23 PM]
Asmodeus
: The teacher sold her daughter's cookie? [12th February 01:23 PM]
Heartthrob Shiny
: I liked the animal cookie ones, but I don't think they make them anymore [12th February 01:23 PM]
French Hunter
: I agreed with you Chaos. [12th February 01:23 PM]
Chaos
: Now I think he's just Diet Asmo. [12th February 01:22 PM]
Cosmos
: When I was working in this middle school a teacher was selling them for her daughter. Took three months to get them but they were worth it! [12th February 01:22 PM]
Chaos
: ...You know I used to think Rory was king of the trolls. [12th February 01:22 PM]
Phantazaeke
: Caramel delights wut [12th February 01:22 PM]
Asmodeus
: The moister the better. [12th February 01:22 PM]
Asmodeus
: Licking helps too. [12th February 01:22 PM]
Asmodeus
: I sometimes put my finger in them first, just to loosen them up. [12th February 01:21 PM]
Asmodeus
: Yeah, but once you break into that cookie, it's never the same again [12th February 01:21 PM]
Sluggy
: I actually don't like girls scout cookies all that much. I only like dulce de leche ones [12th February 01:21 PM]
French Hunter
: <.< I just didn't know what he was talking about. [12th February 01:20 PM]
Asmodeus
: Girl Scout Cookies. [12th February 01:20 PM]
Cosmos
: Girl Scout cookies are Delish <_<. Them cranberry ones omfg [12th February 01:20 PM]
Chaos
: Oh GOD.....>_> [12th February 01:19 PM]
French Hunter
: Hymens? [12th February 01:19 PM]
Asmodeus
: Taste like strawberries [12th February 01:19 PM]
Asmodeus
: Yeah, they're practically hairless [12th February 01:19 PM]
Chaos
: Laze about without a care in the whole damn world. [12th February 01:18 PM]
French Hunter
: It is glorious isn't it? [12th February 01:18 PM]
Chaos
: Ahhhh the glorious state of not giving a fuck. [12th February 01:18 PM]
French Hunter
: Not really. I don't give a fuck. [12th February 01:17 PM]
Sluggy
: well that just sucks don't it [12th February 01:16 PM]
French Hunter
: They don't sell them here. [12th February 01:16 PM]
French Hunter
: I've never had a girl scout cookie. [12th February 01:16 PM]
Sluggy
: I still ike girls scout cookies, but they're so small.... [12th February 01:15 PM]
Asmodeus
: Another blow is struck against the militant nationalism of youth. [12th February 01:13 PM]

Later in the same convo...

Heartthrob Shiny - o__o

Elyd - Wow, Asmodeus. You ruined girl scout cookies for him.


Chaos - So eating girl scout cookies makes you a paedophile?


Myrnodyn - Well done...


Myrnodyn - ...that's a disgusting joke Asmo....


Sluggy - now I don't want to eat Girl scout cookies now


Asmodeus - Cos they haven't developed yet, and the hymen is still there.


Sluggy - why are girls scout cookie boxes way too fucking smal



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Chat is really evil.
 
~~ Cosmos kicks Jinx into a box. ~~ [12th February 03:45 AM]
Sruoymai : I'LL KICK YOUR BOX! [12th February 03:46 AM]
Cosmos : Please don't. <_< [12th February 03:47 AM]
Sruoymai : Can I gently tap it then? [12th February 03:47 AM]
Sruoymai : .... [12th February 03:47 AM]
Sruoymai : Yeah, this needs to go into the steam box [12th February 03:47 AM]
Cosmos : By your damn self! [12th February 03:48 AM]

This guy T-T
 
Diana : Yes. I grow a big penis and get the urge to slap people around with it! [13th February 10:58 PM]

o____________O
 
[URL="http://www.iwakuroleplay.com/vbshout.php?do=detach&instanceid=1"]Philosophia
: Thalia doesn't count, she's the decoy set up in the field to lul the others into a false sense of security. >:D [18th February 10:33 AM]
~~ Philosophia
pulls the ladder up after her. "Grab a rifle and lay down here next to me, no way of knowing how long till a chatter will come through. Kind of just have to wait it out but when it happens, you can have the first shot. I'll follow up with a second just in case you miss. We're sure to bag one." ~~ [18th February 10:31 AM]

Lusthalia
: it's never too early to eat nerds candies, right? [18th February 10:31 AM]

Lovelessesbutterfly
: *giggles and climbs the ladder* [18th February 10:29 AM]

Philosophia
: Fuchsia force go [18th February 10:26 AM]

~~ Philosophia
kicks Thalia out of my tree stand and lowers the rope ladder for Loveless ~~ [18th February 10:25 AM]

Lovelessesbutterfly
: .... i want to play...


#New hunting partner, and now we wait.

Philosophia[/URL]

: You're not dead, I shot you with a gummy bear damn it. >.> [18th February 10:19 AM]
Philosophia
: You don't want to spook 'em, harder to hit when they're running. Just wait for one to graze into your line of sight and take your shot. Make it count. [18th February 10:18 AM]

~~ Lusthalia
is dead ~~ [18th February 10:17 AM]

~~ Philosophia
pulls the Thalia up into my tree stand and hands her a rifle. "Ssshhh, you have to be quiet or you'll scare away the chatters." ~~ [18th February 10:17 AM]


#Early morning Cbox hunting with... Thalias body...
 
Lstorm
: D'aww. She is adorable XD [13th March 11:59 AM]

~~ Esthalia
blushes bright crimson and hides in the clouds ~~
[13th March 11:58 AM]

Lstorm
: Oh my god that was awesome. [13th March 11:58 AM]

Lstorm
: HAHAHAHAHAHA XD [13th March 11:58 AM]

Cosmos
: ...LOL [13th March 11:58 AM]

Esthalia
: WOW !! I READ THAT WRONG [13th March 11:57 AM]

Cosmos
: :( STORM BLOW ON HER CUT. [13th March 11:57 AM]

Esthalia
: it burns!!! *climbs into Stormy's clouds and cries!* [13th March 11:57 AM]
 
Spammy
:
Continue to eat muffins. [22nd March 11:48 PM]Spammy
: Oh my. [22nd March 11:48 PM]

~~ Hydronine
eats muffin seductively, then shares her cookie with effort ~~
[22nd March 11:48 PM]

Well played.
 
Ms_Wrong
: O U O where is Gibs?? [30th March 08:31 PM]

Diana
: I am rather fond of the weiner. [30th March 08:30 PM]

Diana
: Cosmic is safe, yes. [30th March 08:30 PM]

Ms_Wrong
: its hard to clean my screen off from it... [30th March 08:29 PM]

Ms_Wrong
: O n O i dun like drawing on mah computer... [30th March 08:29 PM]

jared555
: Ms_Wrong, I think he assumed drawing on photoshop, etc. [30th March 08:29 PM]

Ms_Wrong
: i meant draw on webcam o. o meh [30th March 08:28 PM]

jared555
: Diana, is it safe to trust him? :P [30th March 08:28 PM]

Ms_Wrong
: o. o live stream?... wahs that mean? [30th March 08:28 PM]

CosmicWeinerDog
: Send me yer infos [30th March 08:27 PM]

CosmicWeinerDog
: And yes you can Jared [30th March 08:27 PM]
 
Asmodeus
: That explains the foamy rash on my crotch... [1st April 07:52 PM]

Mayor Mongo
: I really should've listened to Shiny [1st April 07:52 PM]

Elyd
: My pet rat was Earhart. [1st April 07:51 PM]

Ozzie Chanter
: I gave him to a friend who promised to take care of him. [1st April 07:51 PM]

Zorilla
: see y'all [1st April 07:51 PM]

CosmicWeinerDog
: "@.@ Turtle Bite." [1st April 07:51 PM]

Zorilla
: Well folks Zori off to bed for some reason i'm exhuasted [1st April 07:51 PM]

Ozzie Chanter
: I had a pet rat named Winston, but my mother made me get rid of him. [1st April 07:51 PM]

CosmicWeinerDog
: So with wide ol eyes I look over at my parents and say. [1st April 07:51 PM]

CosmicWeinerDog
: I kept poking its face when it was in it's shell and eventually it bit me and latched on. [1st April 07:51 PM]

Ozzie Chanter
: Poor bat. [1st April 07:51 PM]

Ochalla
: Not the bat! [1st April 07:51 PM]

CosmicWeinerDog
: That's okay though, true story when I was a kid I found a desert turtle in my backyard and carried it into my living room to play with.[1st April 07:50 PM]

Zorilla
: Tegan, that was brilliant! [1st April 07:50 PM]

Tegan
: I loved that bat and they made me kill it! ;_; [1st April 07:50 PM]

Chaos
: And it's like AUGH~ [1st April 07:50 PM]

Chaos
: And now I'm emulating it. [1st April 07:50 PM]

Chaos
: I played the shit out of it as a kid. [1st April 07:50 PM]

CosmicWeinerDog
: Lulz, you got Rabies. [1st April 07:50 PM]

Kehvarl
: "Of course working conditions improved after the tungsten miner riots of 1824 and the intervention of governor Batman." [1st April 07:49 PM]

Ozzie Chanter
: Oh my god. I love bats. [1st April 07:49 PM]

Tegan
: That was also my first trip to the ER. [1st April 07:49 PM]

Tegan
: So one day at my preschool, I found a bat on the playground, all huddled up and slightly foamy. I just thought he was too hot, and took him inside for water... [1st April 07:49 PM]

Tegan
: When I was little, the only pet I wanted in the whole world was a fruit bat. But my mom would never pay someone to smuggle one into the country. [1st April 07:48 PM]