Notable Chat Quotes~

Hunter : Adeptus Paparazzi? Using their Thunderhawks again. [8th January 06:08 PM]
Moonlit Blade : Nino: "Takin' out the trash.... at night." [8th January 06:08 PM]
Dawn : Mrow. [8th January 06:08 PM]
Incognino : BAM. [8th January 06:08 PM]
The Emperor : That wasn't a vandoosan citizen, it was aeriel photography. [8th January 06:07 PM]
Hunter : Ya they can only prove that one. Apparently a Vandoosa citizen turned in some photos. [8th January 06:05 PM]
Elyd : Jaywalking gets on my nerves. *stares* [8th January 06:05 PM]
Moonlit Blade : They only got him for the Jaywalking, though. [8th January 06:05 PM]
Hunter : Bellas committed Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking. [8th January 06:04 PM]
Elyd : Why are you hiding. [8th January 06:03 PM]
Isabella Hime : A stephy! *hides* [8th January 06:01 PM]
 
~~ Dawn beats SC with her magical boy. ~~ [8th January 03:30 AM]
Cosmos : ...emo boy. [8th January 03:31 AM]
~~ Cosmos coughs. ~~ [8th January 03:31 AM]
Dawn : NOT EMO! *punches Cosmos in the face or something.* [8th January 03:31 AM]
~~ Cosmos EATS Dawn's hand. ~~ [8th January 03:32 AM]
Dawn : Oh bb <3 *squeezes Cosmos' organs* [8th January 03:33 AM]
~~ Dawn stares at what she just said. ~~ [8th January 03:33 AM]
~~ Cosmos gargles or something. O_O;; ~~ [8th January 03:33 AM]
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She clearly wants mah insides. ;D
 
SHUT UP, COSMOS. I WAS TALKING ABOUT PIANOS IN CHURCHES. Or something.





I'M TOO DRUNK FOR THIS! *flips a table on Cosmos' face and stumbles away*
 
~~ Hunter pees on your R Kelly ~~ [8th January 04:35 AM]
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Nearly busted a gut laughing. Thank you so much for cheering me up, Hunter <3
 
Cosmos : LOL male turkeys hump everything. [8th January 05:45 AM]
Alan : Then do your damn job! [8th January 05:45 AM]
Cosmos : ...Thanks Alan. [8th January 05:45 AM]
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;-;
 
Celestialis: I can teach you, Cat! [9th January 05:20 PM]
Gibs: Honestly, I'm no longer sure what we're talking about. [9th January 05:19 PM]
Super Cat: So you are saying you can't teach me how to dougie? [9th January 05:17 PM]
Effort: Yes. Greetings. [9th January 05:14 PM]
Gibs: Sorry, Stanky Leg kind of guy here. [9th January 05:14 PM]
Super Cat: I know you want to cat daddy Gibs. [9th January 05:12 PM]
Gibs: Let's not and say we didn't. [9th January 05:12 PM]
Super Cat: Let's all dance. [9th January 05:11 PM]
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Ah ha!
[MENTION=205]Gibs[/MENTION] [MENTION=987]Celestialis[/MENTION]
 
Cosmos : Free Huck! Yeaaaah! [11th January 03:13 AM]
~~ Lstorm blinks ~~ [11th January 03:14 AM]
Lstorm : Damn it, Cosmos, I misread that. [11th January 03:14 AM]
Lstorm scrubs his brain ~~ [11th January 03:14 AM]
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Guttered that mind right there.
 
Asmodeus wanted a horse, so I was gonna find him one.
Some images, added back into the quote to allow new readers to understand, may be disturbing to some people. Just saying.

Jovian : Asmodeus, I found this horse for a spectacular deal for you! [14th January 10:49 AM]
Asmodeus : Wrong colour. [14th January 10:57 AM]
Jovian : What color would you prefer then? [14th January 10:58 AM]
Asmodeus : Goldenrod, of course. [14th January 10:59 AM]
Jovian : Does this work better for you, Asmo? [14th January 11:03 AM]
Jovian : Or... I found this one too. [14th January 11:05 AM]
Diana : why the hell is there a horseman with cadbury eggs... o___o [14th January 11:08 AM]
Jovian : Asmo wanted a horse. [14th January 11:10 AM]
Isabella Hime : That is the most interesting picture Isabellas have seen so far today.. and Isabellas have been looking at some odd stuff today.. [14th January 11:11 AM]
Asmodeus : I DO like Creme Eggs.... but is it worth dabbling with a half-naked horse-man? [14th January 11:13 AM]
Jovian : I don't know... He could be fun to mount and ride... [14th January 11:13 AM]
Alan : "Dabbling with a half-naked horse-man" sounds like it would be a great title for a gay porn compilation. [14th January 11:17 AM]
Alan : Just putting that out there. [14th January 11:17 AM]
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Comfy Coffins, sarcasm failure, trying to hard for sticky, and myrn jumping in with a pervy comment...sounds about right; just another late night in chat. (Remember read from top to bottom)

Zorilla : What... getting off.... MYRN THAT"S BAD [16th January 11:21 PM]
Zorilla : Well thank you nunter [16th January 11:21 PM]
Hunta : MOBA's? [16th January 11:21 PM]
Myrnodyn : woah Zorilla getting off on Ozzie [16th January 11:21 PM]
Spammy : The mechanics that would attract me to them ultimately repel me from them. [16th January 11:21 PM]
Hunta : Na its fine Zori. [16th January 11:20 PM]
~~ Zorilla looks around and randomly tacklies Ozzie, tickles her twice then gets off like nothing happened. ~~ [16th January 11:20 PM]
~~ Hunta cries and cuddles Ozzie ~~ [16th January 11:20 PM]
Zorilla : Sarcaism is often hard to grip through text, i apologize [16th January 11:20 PM]
Hunta : SHUUUT UPPPP! *goes to sit in his corner* [16th January 11:20 PM]
~~ Ozryel pats Hunter. ~~ [16th January 11:20 PM]
Ozryel : Tryiiiing too haaaard, Hunter. [16th January 11:20 PM]
Hunta : I was being sarcastic :P [16th January 11:20 PM]
Spammy : MOBAs just aren't my thing. [16th January 11:19 PM]
Zorilla : If I thought you weird I'd have said wierd [16th January 11:19 PM]
Zorilla : When i say creative I mean creative [16th January 11:18 PM]
Zorilla : Not really... [16th January 11:18 PM]
MohawkMan : everyone's a little weird. Weird is what makes us interesting =D [16th January 11:18 PM]
Hunta : ...That would be a cool sticky. *stares at the mods* [16th January 11:18 PM]
Hunta : Creative is just another word for weird. [16th January 11:17 PM]
Zorilla : nah, just creative [16th January 11:17 PM]
Hunta : ...I guess I'm just weird. [16th January 11:16 PM]
Zorilla : but only when I was little. [16th January 11:16 PM]
Zorilla : I thought of that when i was little [16th January 11:16 PM]
Cammyqilin : :[ [16th January 11:16 PM]
Hunta : Is it just me that things coffins look comfy to sleep in if they where padded out right? [16th January 11:15 PM]

Later in the same Convo...

Xnijmai : *Kicks over pillars* [16th January 11:29 PM]
Xnijmai : WARRGGGHHHH [16th January 11:29 PM]
Xnijmai : THE HELL ARE MY MONEY ORGIES?! [16th January 11:29 PM]
Spammy : I'm just making a comparison to another multiplayer game. [16th January 11:28 PM]
MohawkMan : both, Jynx... both. [16th January 11:28 PM]
MohawkMan : TF2 isn't a MOBA [16th January 11:27 PM]
Xnijmai : Cause this is vital information here [16th January 11:27 PM]
Xnijmai : When you say money fuel orgies, do you mean that you buy to get into the orgy or you insert money into orfices [16th January 11:27 PM]
Spammy : Eh. TF2 can very easily turn around and make for a tense, nail-biting conclusion where no one can call the winner in the last few seconds, especially on the more linear Attack/Defense and Payload maps. [16th January 11:27 PM]
Xnijmai : I have never encountered whores and I would know if I did [16th January 11:27 PM]
MohawkMan : yes, the game turns into money-fueled orgies. [16th January 11:27 PM]
Xnijmai : Perhaps I am playing with the wrong folks [16th January 11:26 PM]
Xnijmai : Hrrrmmmm [16th January 11:26 PM]
Xnijmai : Whorefests? [16th January 11:26 PM]
MohawkMan : of course you can say that about most multiplayer games, but MOBAs especially [16th January 11:25 PM]
MohawkMan : games like LoL always just end up being whorefests. [16th January 11:25 PM]
 
Esthalia : No storm dont [CONCLUSION INCOMPLETE] on me again! [INFORMATION NULL] is too hard to wash out! [17th January
11:30 AM]
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That's what she said...literally. O_O
 
Asmodeus : OH MY GOD, PEOPLE ARE PMING ME. THEY'RE MAKING ME CLICK MY MOUSE BUTTON. I'M SO FUCKING
FURIOUS. THIS IS THE END OF MY LIFE. [18th January 11:22 AM
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Well at least we know how to defeat him. <_<

Elyd : *facepalm at Cosmos* [18th January 01:06 PM]
Esthalia : bahahaha [18th January 01:06 PM]
Cosmos : Which...in this case, is actually a snake. HAR HAR. [18th January 01:06 PM]
Cosmos : You could have also said let you play with my snake. [18th January 01:06 PM]
Super Cat : Besides I don't really know you so I would just guess. [18th January 01:06 PM]
Super Cat : Eh you only said a week so I can't do much. [18th January 01:05 PM]
Esthalia : wait, cosmos, is there ice involved? [18th January 01:05 PM]
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Excesmyr : time to see what CBOX has to offer for us now [18th January 01:08 PM]
Cotillion : "We need a new dress code. I'm thinkin-" "NAKED! *rips open shirt*" [18th January 01:08 PM]
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October leche
: All meat all the time. [18th January 09:40 PM]The Enigmatic Mr.Fox
: October would you like to taste my summer sausage? I am told it's quite yummy. [18th January 09:40 PM]
October leche
: Nothing but cured, dried, smoked, cooked, pickled meat. [18th January 09:40 PM]
Hunta
: Thats what she said. [18th January 09:40 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: SOMEONE QUOTE HIM ON THAT! [18th January 09:40 PM]
October leche
: Fuck. If i could be healthy and eat only meat I would. [18th January 09:40 PM]
October leche
: I love meat. [18th January 09:40 PM]
~~ Hunta
eats the smoked meats ~~ [18th January 09:39 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: >:I its been long since you keep "catching yourself" [18th January 09:39 PM]
The Enigmatic Mr.Fox
: >.> I was gonna ay stripper tits but I caught myself. <3 [18th January 09:39 PM]
~~ Hydronine
hands out tasty smoked meats to everyone ~~ [18th January 09:39 PM]
October leche
: I know you are. [18th January 09:39 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: or ima call you bitch tits [18th January 09:39 PM]
~~ Hydronine
gathers up all the mentioned meats and smokes them in a smoker ~~ [18th January 09:38 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: stop tryna call me a stripper [18th January 09:38 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: *slaps fox in the back of the head* [18th January 09:38 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: id just willing to give it all to you [18th January 09:38 PM]
The Enigmatic Mr.Fox
: Hiya strip....W [18th January 09:38 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: hehehehe but you said all my meat is yours :3 [18th January 09:38 PM]
October leche
: : ) [18th January 09:38 PM]
Hunta
: Ya more like that. [18th January 09:38 PM]
October leche
: @>W [18th January 09:37 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: hey Foxy mama < . < [18th January 09:37 PM]
The Enigmatic Mr.Fox
: Damn commercials. -attempts to change the channel.- [18th January 09:37 PM]
October leche
: You wish, suckah. [18th January 09:37 PM]
The Enigmatic Mr.Fox
: >.> [18th January 09:37 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: Octo can take ALL my meat! ;D [18th January 09:37 PM]
October leche
: Octobah [18th January 09:37 PM]
October leche
: If you hit me, you're island gets raided by men with axes and all your meat is mine. [18th January 09:36 PM]
Hunta
: So October would be Octoba... [18th January 09:36 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: like a ggod neighbor... state farm is there.... WITH A HOT TUB PARTY! [18th January 09:36 PM]
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spicy meat conversation!
 
This should be stickied so I don't need to look through general forum.
 
HotDog's internet troubles are troubling...

CosmicWeinerDog: So In other news, I had some manner of rodent chew through my internet cable the other day [19th January 09:42 PM]
Lstorm: It took me a while to get that joke T_T [19th January 09:42 PM]
Lstorm: HotDog: Wow that sucks [19th January 09:43 PM]
Diana: that sounds like balls, weiner. o__o [19th January 09:43 PM]
CosmicWeinerDog: I'm back to playing ruffian collage student and bumming off the local barnes and noble. [19th January 09:43 PM]
CosmicWeinerDog: Rats. Not balls. Balls would be more pleasant [19th January 09:43 PM]
CosmicWeinerDog: Balls don't chew through internet cables. [19th January 09:43 PM]
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~~ Cosmos is currently being assaulted by kissing, nomming, rubbing and heavy breathing. ~~ [20th January 09:23 PM]
~~ Cosmos pushes dog away... ~~ [20th January 09:24 PM]
~~ Asmodeus lets go of Cosmos ~~ [20th January 09:24 PM]
Asmodeus : Sorry... [20th January 09:24 PM]
Cosmos : I-it's okay... [20th January 09:24 PM]
Cosmos : I wont tell no one if you wont. <_<;; [20th January 09:24 PM]
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And from this we learned two things. Asmo is a dog...and he touches people at random.

Okay, maybe three things...I lie, sometimes. :D
 
Revision
: TK, hun. Calm. [21st January 05:35 PM]
Hydronine
: there's meat and tendons and organs going to waste! [21st January 05:35 PM]
Huntah
: ....dafuq [21st January 05:35 PM]
Hydronine
: THAT'S JUST WASTEFUL [21st January 05:35 PM]
Hydronine
: use their bnes? [21st January 05:35 PM]
Hydronine
: woudl you skin te slaves to make the wings? [21st January 05:35 PM]
Hydronine
: I mean, why would you, how could you? [21st January 05:34 PM]
Hydronine
: Oh my god! You horrile peson [21st January 05:34 PM]
Hydronine
: DID YOU SAY SLAVE WINGS?! [21st January 05:34 PM]
Huntah
: What would a slugs wings look like... [21st January 05:33 PM]
Ms_Wrong
: :c [21st January 05:33 PM]
Xnijmai
: NEON PEGASUS [21st January 05:33 PM]
~~ Sluggy
wraps himself in a cocoon hoping to become a beautiful <s style="-webkit-box-shadow: none !important; border-top-left-radius: 0px !important; border-top-right-radius: 0px !important; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px !important; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px !important;">butterfly</s> sluggerfly ~~ [21st January 05:33 PM]


This is part of what TK was like in chat. She was so fucking high (suger high).
 
Forgot to post this yesterday.

Super Cat: Wasn't it supposed to be even colder Elyd? Like a high of 0 F and a low of -20? [20th January 07:52 PM]
Elyd: At 5F there is no way my tongue is going anywhere outside. [20th January 07:53 PM]
Cammyqilin: LOL [20th January 07:53 PM]
Elyd: No, today was supposed to be a high of like 8F and tomorrow's high is in the negatives. [20th January 07:53 PM]
Cammyqilin: where is Elyd again? [20th January 07:53 PM]
Elyd: At least, here in the heart of the TC. [20th January 07:53 PM]
Elyd: Elyd is in Freeze Ur Ass Off. [20th January 07:54 PM]
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