Norwegian boy fends off wolves with Creed song

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Cosmic Orion

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"His mother told the local paper that she was going to pick her son up from school because she knew there were wolves in the area, but she got carried away shopping, Der Spiegel reported."

That got me laughing more than the Creed song.
 

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LOL OMG OMG I LOVE IT
 
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he probably would have been mauled by PETA if it was a Beiber song
 
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Start playing the song before you start the wolf video. Maybe even let the song start the lyrics before starting the wolf video. I thought they matched up pretty humorously at least for a little bit given what the guy does in the re-enactment of the attack. Given the length of the song you could probably even play the Wolf video twice before the song ends.

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WIFF ALMS WHY'D OPAWN.
 

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..... WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH?!
 
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I know it's ment as a joke but fact, wolves avoid humans as much as possible and barely attack humans if the human is stupid enough to invade there territory. I'm pretty sure you knew that already though lol, and I'm sorry for being such an ass and ruining the fun if I did... *sits in corner now*
CITATION NEEDED.
 

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Actually, even if you invade it's territory, a wolf won't usually just go "OM NOM NOM human flesh!" or even attack. Like with most animals, they're easily frightened by humans.

invading its territory will make it more likely for it to attack, but all and all, it's pretty uncommon as is.

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Alan

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I'm pretty sure the boy can now be brought up on animal cruelty charges. Alas, the case would be weak, as the court would have to find the wolves involved and get their testimony.