NO REALLY, ADMINS SUCK, MODS ARE FOR THE PEOPLE

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Take look at those mods.

Take a good look.


What have they ever done for you?

What really?


It's the Admins. It's always been the Admins. When you were weary, we carried you. When you despaired, we were the light. When you faltered, we helped you to your feet. When you err, we correct.

Should you forsake us, then you forsake your heart. For we have nourished it.
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Favorite Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
It's a lie. Asmodeus subverts your opinions through intimidation. We mods are those among you...we are you.

The admins aren't people....they're cleverly disguised computer programs.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Original poster
*Jumps Asmo from behind*

REAR-JUSTICE!!!!
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Favorite Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
Because Asmo...I AM THE ONE!

*Turns into a Litebrite Asmo and detonates the rest*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Well, now we can't continue the joke.

Well done Jack.



See, this is why Mods suck. They have no stamina.

If Diana was here, we could've kept the Matrix parody going for PAGES.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
*Summons the meteors*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Your meaty oars are no match for my bread paddles.

*smacks Tegan with a baguette*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
*Dissolves Asmo's baguette with garlic butter gun.*

Your powers are fading, Asmo-OH GOD IS THAT A BALD SPOT?!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
No, that's your FACE.

*wins*


Now stop trying to be Ampoule and go buy yourself something nice with those coins.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
Quit writing like Dan Brown.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Original poster
Don't listen to the intimidating one!

*Fly-kicks Asmo*

The people shall not be tyrannized by the likes of you anymore!

*Drinks some kool-aid*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
You cannot lead these people.

To do so, you would have to become the very thing you despise.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
*throws The Sickle to Torsty and clutches bleeding chest*

Do it, Torsty! He's only trying to stall you! He is weak, now.

FINISH IT!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Of course, Asmoraptor is just the decoy.

Rory and Diana are sneaking around your flanks as we speak.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
Asmo, if you strike us down, we will become more powerful than you could ever-
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
The correct line, Ampoule Tegan, is "clever girl".

You have failed us again.