NO REALLY, ADMINS SUCK, MODS ARE FOR THE PEOPLE

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Torsty, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. CUZ SLY SAID SO

    :tongue:
     
  2. Take look at those mods.

    Take a good look.


    What have they ever done for you?

    What really?


    It's the Admins. It's always been the Admins. When you were weary, we carried you. When you despaired, we were the light. When you faltered, we helped you to your feet. When you err, we correct.

    Should you forsake us, then you forsake your heart. For we have nourished it.
     
  3. It's a lie. Asmodeus subverts your opinions through intimidation. We mods are those among you...we are you.

    The admins aren't people....they're cleverly disguised computer programs.
     
  4. WHY JACKSHADE? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?

    *beats up JackShade in a crater*
     
  5. *Jumps Asmo from behind*

    REAR-JUSTICE!!!!
     
  6. Mr Torstyson. I've been expecting you.

    *throws Torsty into the wall*
     
  7. Because Asmo...I AM THE ONE!

    *Turns into a Litebrite Asmo and detonates the rest*
     
  8. Well, now we can't continue the joke.

    Well done Jack.



    See, this is why Mods suck. They have no stamina.

    If Diana was here, we could've kept the Matrix parody going for PAGES.
     
  9. *Summons the meteors*
     
  10. Your meaty oars are no match for my bread paddles.

    *smacks Tegan with a baguette*
     
  11. *Dissolves Asmo's baguette with garlic butter gun.*

    Your powers are fading, Asmo-OH GOD IS THAT A BALD SPOT?!
     
  12. No, that's your FACE.

    *wins*


    Now stop trying to be Ampoule and go buy yourself something nice with those coins.
     
  13. Quit writing like Dan Brown.
     
  14. Don't listen to the intimidating one!

    *Fly-kicks Asmo*

    The people shall not be tyrannized by the likes of you anymore!

    *Drinks some kool-aid*
     
  15. You cannot lead these people.

    To do so, you would have to become the very thing you despise.
     
  16. *throws The Sickle to Torsty and clutches bleeding chest*

    Do it, Torsty! He's only trying to stall you! He is weak, now.

    FINISH IT!
     
  17. Of course, Asmoraptor is just the decoy.

    Rory and Diana are sneaking around your flanks as we speak.
     
  18. Asmo, if you strike us down, we will become more powerful than you could ever-
     
  19. The correct line, Ampoule Tegan, is "clever girl".

    You have failed us again.
     
  20. Asmo is a girl?