No fisting please. We're British.

So are they going to ban all violent acts in all movies, or is it just evil porn?

Brits are going to end up becoming the Puritains they kicked out!
 
Water sports to my understanding usually implies urination, urine drinking and insertion of urine into various orifices. Much of the time it is depicted as forced in the pornographic film, though in reality it's usually quite under control. It's about the same as having a bowel movement on somebodies chest or in a cup. Whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote... it's gross, but people are surprisingly sanitary about cleanup and the such.

Now I'm in the States, so I've no idea what kind of culture the British or other Western nations for that matter have in opinion to sex. All I know is in America, it's legal to have sex with a horse in something like thirty-eight states as an example. Though I'm not really aware of any major laws which suppress the porn industry other than violent porn; and even then its something you can easily find. It seems around here, the main thing people are on about is teen porn (anyone under 18), public, revenge and anything which may depict non-legals. Such as a few cases involving Japanese hentai, depictions of small girls being violently... well, no need for detail.

I say leave it to the people.
If the act kills you, well, less people will be prone to do it. Same goes for getting sick.
 
They would only ban pooping if it was aggressive.
 
"I am shitting on your lawn, sirrah! That is what you get for being cross with my wife at the grocery!"
 
What they're banning is pretty ironic, considering how hard it fucks the porn industry.
I mean, I completely disagree with but can understand the banning of aggressive acts in porn, as some people would argue it encourages a negative mentality towards sex and women. But female ejaculation? Why? What the fuck is harmful in that? LEAVE ORGASMS ALONE.
 
Halo said:
But female ejaculation? Why? What the fuck is harmful in that? LEAVE ORGASMS ALONE.
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To clarify, since you seem to be misunderstanding.

While female ejaculation DOES involve an orgasm, what they have banned is something different.

Wikipedia article citation incoming:

Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by the paraurethral ducts through and around the human female urethra during or before an orgasm.


The reason the british banned it is because a still ongoing debate over wether female ejaculation exists and is/is not the same as "squirting" which is what they've actually tried to ban. The reason the board banned it is because their "sexperts" believe it to be urination during orgasm, and as such a part of watersports.





Even the british aren't mad enough to ban female orgasms... they've had one woman too many beheading people left and right.
 
Myrnodyn said:
Even the british aren't mad enough to ban female orgasms... they've had one woman too many beheading people left and right.
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They have that problem because they spend entirely too much time trying to regulate the female orgasm.

Bloody Mary was just fed up that whenever she had a mind-shattering orgasm and a little bit of fluid came out, the House of Commons would step in (while delivering a pizza) and say "YOUR ORGASM IS PROBABLY JUST PISS AND THAT IS WEIRD AND GROSS. NOW HOLD STILL WHILE WE CUM ON YOUR TITS AND FACE FOR THE CAMERA." Because bitches love that?


Historically InAccurate Porno. *Slips David Bowie in there somewhere.*

Perfect. :>
 
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Myrnodyn said:
To clarify, since you seem to be misunderstanding.
While female ejaculation DOES involve an orgasm, what they have banned is something different.
Wikipedia article citation incoming:
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by the paraurethral ducts through and around the human female urethra during or before an orgasm.
The reason the british banned it is because a still ongoing debate over wether female ejaculation exists and is/is not the same as "squirting" which is what they've actually tried to ban. The reason the board banned it is because their "sexperts" believe it to be urination during orgasm, and as such a part of watersports.
Even the british aren't mad enough to ban female orgasms... they've had one woman too many beheading people left and right.
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I knew that female orgasms don't necessitate ejaculation; it was meant as a joke, as in "just let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy as long as it's consensual." But that's a bit more long winded. I am, however, more informed about the anatomical process of female ejaculation, so the more you know... xD.

Still, I'm a little upset with my government about this. I should write a strongly worded and very cross letter, in the manner of a true Brit.
 
Halo said:
I knew that female orgasms don't necessitate ejaculation; it was meant as a joke, as in "just let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy as long as it's consensual." But that's a bit more long winded. I am, however, more informed about the anatomical process of female ejaculation, so the more you know... xD.

Still, I'm a little upset with my government about this. I should write a strongly worded and very cross letter, in the manner of a true Brit.
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I thought they lay back and thought of England.

But that probably got banned too.


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Razilin said:
I thought they lay back and thought of England.
But that probably got banned too.
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It probably is. Has to count as watersports, considering how much it fucking rains here.
 
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As a british guy myself, I'm the first to be against banning and censorship(seriously, there's WAYS to get AROUND these things without full on dick sucking censorship)

My personal opinion, however, is that I don't really give shit about Porn anyway.
 
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