Gar slept until opening time. He put up a new picture in the employee lounge, three young girls recoiling in primal terror from a dark green dog covered in flailing tentacles and extra mouths. Underneath a plaque saying. "Yes... Yes I did." sat, recounting forever how that scare went down.
The usual early birds showed up , the bartender, the DJ, the keymaster. Then Customers showed up, amoung them the oblivious idiot who the werewolf took to a hotel.
"Surprised your alive, going anywhere secluded with a hungry were is almost always a signed consent form to being eaten alive." Gar said to him, then turning to Nikki.
"Glad you didn't EAT this one THIS time Nikki." He said waving them in.
Gar then saw the rookie from last night try to walk past him, gar stopped him with his hand.
Grabbing the disguised unicorns invisible horn he warned.
"Fuck up again like last night and I'm gonna do a magic trick of turning a unicorn into a horse."
