Newbies are out to get me D:

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Darkness

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http://www.iwakuroleplay.com/member.php?u=1127

I'M SORRY IF MY TROLLING MADE YOU GUYSES MAD

D:

Well, at least her username isn't like, Darkness dies in seven days out of a skinny jap chick coming out of your monitor to kill you, right?

Thank god names can't be that long.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Adept, Douche
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Old news, bloody hipster.
 
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Stacisaur

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This was resolved in her Welcome thread when she first came.~
- w-


<3
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Dorkness is always late. <3
 
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Darkness

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Fuck would I know? I just come here to troll on the cbox and post shit in the Asylum.
 
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Fluffy

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Could be worse, Darky.

And don't ask me how.
 
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Darkness

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At least she didn't think it'd be funny to send me cryptic messages saying I'm gonna die and shit.

I'd get out of here so fast I'd look like when cartoons are runnning when they're feet are like burning rubber and shit? Like that, sound and everything.



"Fuck this shit!"
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
And if Dorkness died...He would be remembered as an hero.
 
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Stacisaur

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:3 Agreed.
-nods and sips apple cider quietly in a corner, hiding from Dark-san.-
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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No, but he would be remembered as a rusty old troll.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
He had a boner that lasted for more than four hours. Lost all of his blood flow. Newspaper says so.
 
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Darkness

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I thought it got stuck on a bathroom door after the toilet lid fell down on my boner.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


If he's dead...Then let's celebrate with DANCING.