NEW MOD

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!
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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Okay Ladies and Jerks,

We have a new Advertising Mod and Sakura Slave.

Everyone say Hai Miru~

Now you may spam these sorts of threads like people always do.
 
DIANNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SHALL NOT THWART MY PLANS FOR POWER SO EASILY!!

Here Mirumirumirumiru

*hides power chainaxe behind back*
 
You fail us, you die.

You don't fail us, I make snippy comments

You half-fail us, I make snippy comments and send a member to troll you.
 
Congrats Miru!

*Snuggles*
 
As a former Mod for Iwaku, congrats on the new position. Make sure you do your best, and keep up with the commitments. : )
 
And you STILL HAVE THE "New Mod" smell!

*Sniffs Miru's hair*

Seriously, though, happy modship to you!
 
Welcome to our family of supposed mafia members. Don't worry about the horse head in your bed when you wake up, that's just a welcoming gift.

But seriously congrats and hope you do well.
 
Congratulations!

I look forward to serving with you on the staff ^_^
 
You fail us, you die.

You don't fail us, I make snippy comments

You half-fail us, I make snippy comments and send a member to troll you.

*Stands behind Miru with a club, holding a sign that reads "HELLO! I'M YOUR TROLL!"

Oh, this is gonna be fun...
 
*A Minigunner slits Grumpy's throat then takes his head off. Several more continue to stalk Miru from the shadows.*
 
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