New in Iwaku

*Puts Ike into a sleeper hold then restrains him with zip ties before turning a tire iron onto Xin.*

UNECESSARY VIOLENCE!!!!

*Drop kicks Asmoman down the stairs.*

That aside, welcome to Iwaku! If you'd like to make something of yourself then consider joining the Independent State Army. We give you job training, housing, gold, opportunity, and adventure!
 
Hey hey! I'm totally crazy! Look at me do something crazy and original!!

Weeee!

Oh and look out for [insert name here]! He's even crazier than I am!!!


*does something crazy!!!*


Weeeeeeeeeee!!!


I'm so off the wall, you couldn't even HANDLE me.

And now you're on the same forum as me and I'm gonna BLOW YOUR MIND cos I'm so damn crazy and you can't keep up with me.



OH YEAH!!!

Is that... sarcasm I detect?

*Raise eyebrows*
 
*Just raises eyebrow*
'Turn a tire iron onto'? This terminology I am unfamiliar with quite.
 
It means he'll do things to you with a tire iron that are not suitable for anything short of an NC-17 rating.
 
Well.... thanks for the welcoming and the brawl in my living room
must be going now
*sneaks out the back door and into the crazier world of Iwaku*
 
LOL WE'RE ALL SO CRAZY!

I BET HALLAFAX IS LOOKING AT THE SCREEN AND SHAKING HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW!

HE MUST BE THINKING "WHAT HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO - THESE GUYS ARE SO VIVID!"

AND THEN HE'LL CHOOSE THE CRAZIEST ONE HERE AND DEVELOP A DEEP RESPECT FOR THEM AS A NON-CONFORMIST KINDRED SPIRIT!

WE'RE SO AWESOME!
 
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*Loads the tranquiliser darts*

Someone hold him down before he starts chewing the furniture, please.
 
no sorry ROFL is the correct response not lol
 
*'Tranqs' Asmoman by caving his skull in with a sledge hammer.*

STOP!!!

Hammer time!


*Throws the sledge into Grumpy's face.*
 
*pushes Asmo's unconscious body down the stairs*

...it's just not the same!
 
*dies happily, knowing that Hallafax thinks he's the edgiest one here*
 
Smells like SPAM up in here.

Asmo, You've become all that you hate.

Welcome Hallafax. :)
 
*Gets a hammer lodged in his face*

...Indeed.

Welcome to Iwaku, new person. It only goes downhill from here.

*Walks out with a hammer still lodged in his face*
 
*sits back* well what ever all I wanted to do was say hi in a new way for once. *walks off but stops mid-way* Less you want it back to the good old way where I basically say hi and if they have any questions just ask all that. *Starts walk off again*
 
Yo, welcome.

Be very greatful that your the friend of the good twin. This is the first flippin' time I've posted in one of these things in a while after all. Yes this is the place for crazy... and Heresy as GMK told you. After all who needs the Bread Cult when you have the Cult of Red? Better red than dead I always says.

Anyway like I said, welcome to the site and don't do anything stupid. That goes for offline too... I KNO HOW YOU R THAR! D:<

(...or at least more or less how GMK is...)
 
Charming.

*Regards Asmodeus with apprehension*

Welcome to Iwaku...Hope to see you around the forum.

Favorite genre of writing?
 
Favorite style of writing is probably sci-fi/fantasy Favorite book probably Garth Nix's Sabriel great book I recommend it and the other two in the trilogy