*starts sawing off his ankle*
Welcome, None. And do please try to cheer up. It's Christmas. You'll get as much out of Iwaku as you put in. We have great people here, and we have butt-monkeys, like any community, but if you believe in quality roleplaying, good collaboration and the wonder of storytelling, they'll always be someone to count on here. Not least myself and the roleplay development team.
You seem convinced that you're an asshole unfit for human cohabitation, but fear not. I am a TREMENDOUS asshole all over this site and get away with most things that other members get banned for. My secret is creating awesome stories and cultivating artistic cohorts. Such things are my shield from recrimination.
With the correct application of talent you too will become untouchable.
However, if you're just here to mope and despair for the global retardation of youth, we'll probably drive you out with intensive cyber-bullying. We've had too many emos (or whatever you call them now).
*realises he needs to cover his shit sandwich*
Er... a twelve-year character? That sounds cool. My own avatar, Asmodeus, is an angel that I've been writing about for seventeen years now. Five of those years have been here on Iwaku, where we have a lot of Mythos roleplays - i.e. we play mythical versions of ourselves in a meta-narrative. Looks like that could be a good place your own masterwork.
Check out my balloon signature!