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My tush is naturally twinkly.
 
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Then I shall sit on a higher surface than you.
 
*sighs sadly* *ears perk and sees a box* WELL. I HAVE THIS! *scurrys over*
 
And so the cat god, Mr. Fluffers, said unto his disciples (who were mostly ignoring him anyway):

Thou shalt know the twinkliness of thine own ass and that of thy peers, and so shall the order of sparkles be observed. Thou with the most sparkles shall sit the highest, while those without twinkling rears must sit at the feet of humans.

Such is life.

Meowmen.
 
*jumps into a box... OF GLITTER* *violently flails and jumps out, a pure mass of glit, yo!* *tail flivks* WOAHH~
 
Don't mind me. I'm just wondering what the hell is happening.
 
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*enters with kitty treats and salmon* I'll be nice and share, but the biggest box is mine *steals the biggest box, adds a heater* Perfect~
 
This thread..

lol jk
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The only thing that makes me like a cat is I sleep a lot.

That's about it.
 
*sits right in the way of anyone doing anything ever*
 
Umm, is the salmon cooked? If not can we make sushi?
 
I AM LIKE A CAT IN THAT WE BOTH HAVE EYES, HAIR, TEETH, NAILS, CARBON BASED, OXYGEN BREATHING, AND PEOPLE HATING. WE BOTH DIGEST FOOD AND USE IT TO CONTINUE LIVING, WE BOTH POOP (PREFERABLY IN A BOX), AND OUR URINE IS A MILD HALLUCINOGEN.
 
Well, personally, I sleep a lot, enjoy eating whatever I want, I take many long bathes and showers, and I absolutly adore snuggles.
 
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