So Grumpy has his general story worked out. Here's the general idea:
ARTHUR ARCHER: The Adventures of an International Man of Action's Manservant
Meet Sir Jeremy Ironsight; Knight, advisor to the Prime Minister, explorer, philosopher, martial artist, firearms expert and all-round British badass.
On the other hand, meet Arthur Archer; bookworm, piss-poor fighter, useless shooter and Sir Ironsights' unwilling manservant in the field.
But when an run-in with the Nazi Thule Society results in Sir Ironsights being sucked into a strange portal and Arthur in possession of a diary that possibly contains the fate of the world within its pages, the incompetant assistant is forced into a high-stakes chase across the world to follow the trail the diary reveals and prevent the Thule Society, led by the sadistic Baron Von Faustmeinder, from possessing its secrets, with the assistance of an unwilling Yemenese mercenary and a mysterious American adventurer with goals of her own.
Welcome to the world of Arthur Archer; a combination of adventure, comedy and the Cthulhu Mythos. Expect chaos to ensue...