NASA scientist finds evidence of alien life

[Blind Hemingway]

Now we can say ORLY.

 

[Seiji]

1. Go to space.
2. Find alien life.
3. ???
4. XENOMORPHS EAT YOUR FACE.

 

[Moonlit Blade]

Seiji, number 3 is, "wage war with aliens because they're different and things that are different need to be killed by out narrow-minded ways."

 

[Vay]

1) Go to space.
2) Find alien life.
3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
4) Eat Xenomorph's face.

P.S. ORLY

 

[DoomOtter]

Seiji, number 3 is, "wage war with aliens because they're different and things that are different need to be killed by out narrow-minded ways."
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"Ever since man left his cave and met someone with a different language and new way of looking at things he has wanted to kill him, so he wouldn't have to learn a new language or way of looking at things."
-Zap Brannigan

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

1) Go to space.
2) Find alien life.
3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
4) Eat Xenomorph's face.
5) ???
6) Profit.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

1) Go to space.
2) Find alien life.
3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
4) Eat Xenomorph's face.
5) ???
6) Profit.

QFT

 

[Spammy]

I prefer this sequence:

1) Go to space
2) Find hot alien chicks
3) ???
4) SCORE!

 

[Ochalla]

Spammy but what about alien STDs!

 

[Zypher]

4. XENOMORPHS EATHUMP YOUR FACE TIL THEY BURST OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND KILL THE REST OF YOUR CREW.

Fix'd

 

[xmelesiox]

Pfft - You'd probably be less likely to catch an STD from an alien than an earth chick.

 

[Vay]

Until she black widows ya, literally.