NASA scientist finds evidence of alien life

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
S

Seiji

Guest
1. Go to space.
2. Find alien life.
3. ???
4. XENOMORPHS EAT YOUR FACE.
 
M

Moonlit Blade

Guest
Seiji, number 3 is, "wage war with aliens because they're different and things that are different need to be killed by out narrow-minded ways."
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
1) Go to space.
2) Find alien life.
3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
4) Eat Xenomorph's face.

P.S. ORLY
 
D

DoomOtter

Guest
Seiji, number 3 is, "wage war with aliens because they're different and things that are different need to be killed by out narrow-minded ways."
"Ever since man left his cave and met someone with a different language and new way of looking at things he has wanted to kill him, so he wouldn't have to learn a new language or way of looking at things."
-Zap Brannigan
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
1) Go to space.
2) Find alien life.
3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
4) Eat Xenomorph's face.
5) ???
6) Profit.
 

Spammy

Swagolor Approved
Preferred Character Gender
Male
I prefer this sequence:

1) Go to space
2) Find hot alien chicks
3) ???
4) SCORE!
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
X

xmelesiox

Guest
Pfft - You'd probably be less likely to catch an STD from an alien than an earth chick.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Until she black widows ya, literally.