NASA scientist finds evidence of alien life

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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  1. Slow As Molasses
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Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
1. Go to space.
2. Find alien life.
3. ???
4. XENOMORPHS EAT YOUR FACE.
 
Seiji, number 3 is, "wage war with aliens because they're different and things that are different need to be killed by out narrow-minded ways."
 
1) Go to space.
2) Find alien life.
3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
4) Eat Xenomorph's face.

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Seiji, number 3 is, "wage war with aliens because they're different and things that are different need to be killed by out narrow-minded ways."
"Ever since man left his cave and met someone with a different language and new way of looking at things he has wanted to kill him, so he wouldn't have to learn a new language or way of looking at things."
-Zap Brannigan
 
1) Go to space.
2) Find alien life.
3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
4) Eat Xenomorph's face.
5) ???
6) Profit.
 
I prefer this sequence:

1) Go to space
2) Find hot alien chicks
3) ???
4) SCORE!
 
Pfft - You'd probably be less likely to catch an STD from an alien than an earth chick.