NASA scientist finds evidence of alien life

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Bob Ross, Mar 6, 2011.

  1. 1. Go to space.
    2. Find alien life.
    3. ???
    4. XENOMORPHS EAT YOUR FACE.
     
  2. Seiji, number 3 is, "wage war with aliens because they're different and things that are different need to be killed by out narrow-minded ways."
     
  3. 1) Go to space.
    2) Find alien life.
    3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
    4) Eat Xenomorph's face.

    P.S. ORLY
     
  4. "Ever since man left his cave and met someone with a different language and new way of looking at things he has wanted to kill him, so he wouldn't have to learn a new language or way of looking at things."
    -Zap Brannigan
     
  5. 1) Go to space.
    2) Find alien life.
    3) Shout "HERECY" as loud as you can.
    4) Eat Xenomorph's face.
    5) ???
    6) Profit.
     
  6. QFT
     
  7. I prefer this sequence:

    1) Go to space
    2) Find hot alien chicks
    3) ???
    4) SCORE!
     
  8. Spammy but what about alien STDs!
     
  9. Fix'd
     
  10. Pfft - You'd probably be less likely to catch an STD from an alien than an earth chick.
     
  11. Until she black widows ya, literally.