MY SPEECH IS FOUR MINUTES TOO LONG

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Xindaris, Dec 8, 2009.

  1. "Hi grandma."
     
  2. "I told you not to call me that." Kunari twitched a little.
     
  3. "Technically you are."
     
  4. "Technically your mother doesn't have parents." Kunari hiss softly under her breath.
     
  5. "Anyway, how are you?"
     
  6. NO
    THE SPEECH IS A project for a class I'm taking. IT'S WORTH MUCH GRADES.
    AND IT HAS A TIME LIMIT.
    IT'S ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.
     
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    If your speech is that big, thin it down.
     
  8. "Like his eating habits?"
     
  9. Well, it was really 35 seconds too long when I delivered it. But the teacher liked it.
     
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    NOW WE DISCUSS SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT, GIANT ROBOTS.
     
  11. Can robots give speeches?
     
  12. Of course they can. They are programed to do whatever crap you order them to do.
     
  13. Can they make sammiches and MAC AND CHEESE?!
     
  14. "Oracles take care of their own and they will want him back. I am not going to fight that. He deserve to go home too."
     
  15. SHAAADE!

    I like...pretty much never see you! And you show up in insanity of all places?
     
  16. You're such a louse.
     
  17. This thread is about giant robot pilot speeches

    "BIG BRO IS DEAD, HE AIN'T HERE NO MORE!" etc.
     
  18. This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this, my love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!!!!

    Statue of Liberty Cannon! All the hilarious stereotypes.
     
  19. I am very mysterious...I seem to only appear in places you aren't...

    Probably bad karma fate.
     
  20. ALRIGHT LET'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



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