MY SPEECH IS FOUR MINUTES TOO LONG

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Xindaris, Dec 8, 2009.

  1. MY SPEECH IS OVER AND DONE

    AND I ONLY HAVE TONIGHT TO FIX IT AND MAKE IT SHORTER. SO WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME IN INSANITY?

    YOU PEOPLE ARE A PROBLEM.
     
  2. You're trying too hard. Speeches are best done on the fly, dontcha ya know?
     
  3. Speeches are supposed to be always shorter, aren't they?

    Just chop off half the thing, nobody really cares.
     
  4. BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PREPARED. AND FOR GRADE.
    SO I CARE.

    ..end capslock
     
  5. DID YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE TL;DR?
     
  6. NO
    THE SPEECH IS A project for a class I'm taking. IT'S WORTH MUCH GRADES.
    AND IT HAS A TIME LIMIT.
    IT'S ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.
     
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    If your speech is that big, thin it down.
     
  8. Xin is still thinking too much.
     
  9. Well, it was really 35 seconds too long when I delivered it. But the teacher liked it.
     
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    NOW WE DISCUSS SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT, GIANT ROBOTS.
     
  11. Can robots give speeches?
     
  12. Of course they can. They are programed to do whatever crap you order them to do.
     
  13. Can they make sammiches and MAC AND CHEESE?!
     
  14. Uh, yeah dude, Rory already said so.
     
  15. SHAAADE!

    I like...pretty much never see you! And you show up in insanity of all places?
     
  16. You're such a louse.
     
  17. This thread is about giant robot pilot speeches

    "BIG BRO IS DEAD, HE AIN'T HERE NO MORE!" etc.
     
  18. This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this, my love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!!!!

    Statue of Liberty Cannon! All the hilarious stereotypes.
     
  19. I am very mysterious...I seem to only appear in places you aren't...

    Probably bad karma fate.
     
  20. ALRIGHT LET'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



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