MY SPEECH IS FOUR MINUTES TOO LONG

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Xindaris

Guest
#1
MY SPEECH IS OVER AND DONE

AND I ONLY HAVE TONIGHT TO FIX IT AND MAKE IT SHORTER. SO WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME IN INSANITY?

YOU PEOPLE ARE A PROBLEM.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#2
You're trying too hard. Speeches are best done on the fly, dontcha ya know?
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#3
Speeches are supposed to be always shorter, aren't they?

Just chop off half the thing, nobody really cares.
 
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Xindaris

Guest
#4
BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PREPARED. AND FOR GRADE.
SO I CARE.

..end capslock
 
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Xindaris

Guest
#6
NO
THE SPEECH IS A project for a class I'm taking. IT'S WORTH MUCH GRADES.
AND IT HAS A TIME LIMIT.
IT'S ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.
 

King Weavel

The Burger King
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am in the middle between passive and aggressive. But I prefer to plan things out with my fellow RPers so I don't mess them up. Although I do keep plot twists under wraps. I believe planning things out helps make for better posts so I do it often.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
Genre You DON'T Like
No SMUT EVER. Not big on modern RPs, not a fan of Mass RPs due to past experiences. I may make exceptions though if an RP is particularly interesting. I will NEVER get involved with anything like yaoi or furry FYI, those I do not make exceptions with. Also not too keen on perverse RPs.
#7


If your speech is that big, thin it down.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#8
Xin is still thinking too much.
 
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Xindaris

Guest
#9
Well, it was really 35 seconds too long when I delivered it. But the teacher liked it.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#10

NOW WE DISCUSS SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT, GIANT ROBOTS.
 
Favorite Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
#11
Can robots give speeches?
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#12
Of course they can. They are programed to do whatever crap you order them to do.
 
G

Glazer

Guest
#13
Can they make sammiches and MAC AND CHEESE?!
 
X

Xindaris

Guest
#15
SHAAADE!

I like...pretty much never see you! And you show up in insanity of all places?
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#17
This thread is about giant robot pilot speeches

"BIG BRO IS DEAD, HE AIN'T HERE NO MORE!" etc.
 

King Weavel

The Burger King
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am in the middle between passive and aggressive. But I prefer to plan things out with my fellow RPers so I don't mess them up. Although I do keep plot twists under wraps. I believe planning things out helps make for better posts so I do it often.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
Genre You DON'T Like
No SMUT EVER. Not big on modern RPs, not a fan of Mass RPs due to past experiences. I may make exceptions though if an RP is particularly interesting. I will NEVER get involved with anything like yaoi or furry FYI, those I do not make exceptions with. Also not too keen on perverse RPs.
#18
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this, my love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!!!!

Statue of Liberty Cannon! All the hilarious stereotypes.
 
Favorite Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
#19
I am very mysterious...I seem to only appear in places you aren't...

Probably bad karma fate.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#20
ALRIGHT LET'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



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