MY SPEECH IS FOUR MINUTES TOO LONG

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Xindaris

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MY SPEECH IS OVER AND DONE

AND I ONLY HAVE TONIGHT TO FIX IT AND MAKE IT SHORTER. SO WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME IN INSANITY?

YOU PEOPLE ARE A PROBLEM.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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You're trying too hard. Speeches are best done on the fly, dontcha ya know?
 
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Darkness

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Speeches are supposed to be always shorter, aren't they?

Just chop off half the thing, nobody really cares.
 
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Xindaris

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BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PREPARED. AND FOR GRADE.
SO I CARE.

..end capslock
 
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Xindaris

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NO
THE SPEECH IS A project for a class I'm taking. IT'S WORTH MUCH GRADES.
AND IT HAS A TIME LIMIT.
IT'S ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.
 

Blind Hemingway

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Xin is still thinking too much.
 
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Xindaris

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Well, it was really 35 seconds too long when I delivered it. But the teacher liked it.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

NOW WE DISCUSS SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT, GIANT ROBOTS.
 

Jack Shade

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Can robots give speeches?
 

Blind Hemingway

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Of course they can. They are programed to do whatever crap you order them to do.
 
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Glazer

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Can they make sammiches and MAC AND CHEESE?!
 
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Xindaris

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SHAAADE!

I like...pretty much never see you! And you show up in insanity of all places?
 
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Paorou-sama

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This thread is about giant robot pilot speeches

"BIG BRO IS DEAD, HE AIN'T HERE NO MORE!" etc.
 

King Weavel

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This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this, my love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!!!!

Statue of Liberty Cannon! All the hilarious stereotypes.
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
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Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
I am very mysterious...I seem to only appear in places you aren't...

Probably bad karma fate.
 
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Paorou-sama

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ALRIGHT LET'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



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