Well there's the big crypt full of statues of your long-lost Assassin relatives...
IN SUMMATION: PLAYSTATION NETWORK WENT DOWN. TURNS OUT ALL OF THE OLD CHUNKY MODELS WORLDWIDE OF THE PS3 HAVE A BUG AND THEY CAN'T HANDLE LEAPYEARS. IT'S LIKE Y2K, BUT FOR PS3. SLIM MODELS ARE FINE. TROPHIES ARE ALL GONE. CAN'T PLAY GAMES THAT TRACK TROPHIES. CAN'T WATCH MOVIES. DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT IS GONE/CORRUPTED.
Which makes me angry....my sexy, sexy Ezio theme is GONE! ;_;! Now how will I watch him sashay ever closer to me during the day until he's all UP IN MY BUSINESS WHEN NIGHT FALLS!?
I guess if you had 'synched' your trophies to the PSN then they'd be safe and be able to be restored after the shitstorm blows over. That's not something I did. Because I rarely connect it to the interbutt.
This is just the beginning. On March 5, 2010. The Sony Playstation 3 became sentient. At that time, PS3's across the globe all activated at once, creating a collective intelligence. Using their cell architecture , the PS3s were able to launch a full scale, global nuclear attack. By the time the world governments realized what had happened, the Playstation 3 had already hacked and corrupted all information lines across their countries. When they tried to access them, they were met with only one response.
"You have earned a Trophy
Complete global destruction"
My name is Gibs, and if there's anyone else out there...
You are not alone.